Squirrel Girl vs The Ugly Barnacle

The Mary Sue vs The Ugly Barnacle

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Battle takes place in a Denny's. Both fighters are bloodlusted. Who wins?

The Ugly Barnacle. Everything died. Even the things that couldn't see him.

SG still wins.

RLLG wins.

Originally posted by the ninjak
SG still wins.

Nope.

Everyone died. The end.

She. Killed. Everybody.

Stupid.

nothing can harm Squirrel Girl , she wins

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
nothing can harm Squirrel Girl , she wins

Nope, sorry, The Ugly Barnacle's ugliness is absolute, Squirrel Girl dies a gruesome death.

SG rape face activated.

Barnacle has no chance now.

The Ugly Barnacle would be unable to perceive the rape face through the miasma of its ugliness.

Originally posted by Zack Fair

I didn't need sleep anyway 😐

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nope, sorry, The Ugly Barnacle's ugliness is absolute, Squirrel Girl dies a gruesome death.

SG teaches the Barnacle that he isn't ugly at all.
They hug.
The Barnacle realizes he can do great things and cries tears of joy.
Tippy Toe eats the Barnacle.
All off panel.

SG wins.

Originally posted by the ninjak
SG teaches the Barnacle that he isn't ugly at all.
They hug.
Then it turns out the Barnacle really was an unspeakably ugly eldritch horror all along when Squirrel Girl's flesh sloughs from her bones from close contact with the Barnacle.
Then everyone died. The end.

Fixed that for you.

Everyone died. The End

Even Squirrel Girl died. The Ugly Barnacle won this fight before it began.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I didn't need sleep anyway 😐

As soon as the thread starts, everyone dies, including Squirrel Girl

Ugly Barnacle curbstomps

Except that we are alive.... which pokes a big hole in the theory. Squirrel Girl > Me.

Ah, but we are in an alternate dimension. Were the Ugly Barnacle to come here, THEN we would die. Until then, we may only wait, and pray that he doth not cometh!

Originally posted by Pwned
Ah, but we are in an alternate dimension. Were the Ugly Barnacle to come here, THEN we would die. Until then, we may only wait, and pray that he doth not cometh!

*Goes to check.

Yep, you said it.

Originally posted by Blight
Except that we are alive.... which pokes a big hole in the theory. Squirrel Girl > Me.

Prove we aren't already dead.

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