John McClane vs the Grail Bunny

The grail bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in unarmed H2H Combat with John McClane from Die Hard series

Fight takes place outside the grail cave.

Who wins?

See, you're just not getting it. This one is out of butthurt over a humor thread.

in the immortal words of Rodney King "Can't we all just get along"

See, it's funny because his words are immortal, but he wasn't. RIP Rod.

As for the thread, McClane loses his head. Jesus Christ!

It chews him that deeper rectum he always wanted, so McClane does benefit somewhat

Your fascination with a fictional character's rectum is getting troubling.

I don't remember the bunny eating rectums. Ass eating is an extreme stretch in forum fighting.

I'm fine with the bunny chewing McClane's head clean off but ass eating is too much.

I was thinking it burrowed through his body. Maybe I've seen too many horror films

Unless you're talkin about Ghoulies, I don't know what horror films you're watching.

But the Ghoulies ate ass like no tomorrow.

Originally posted by the ninjak

But the Ghoulies ate ass like no tomorrow.

I think I must have watched a different version?

Originally posted by Robtard
See, you're just not getting it. This one is out of butthurt over a humor thread.

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The bunny gets destroyed.

I'm sorry, I have to disagree on this one. That rabbit took down fully armored knights with a few nibbles.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
McClane loses his head. Jesus Christ!

Youre cool...
But some of those fully armoured knights were killable.*

McClane has never been killed despite attempts to that would have smited all and sundry, including those knights...

*McClane made a pact with God to be kept alive. (onscreen feat , DH1) which has been shown working in outrageous circumstance in that and all subsequent movies.
Thusly any handgrenade he finds on site is a holy hand grenade..
Exactly the kind of weapon required to smite the deathrabbit.
YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
I think I must have watched a different version?

We talkin bout the Ghoulies?

Eating ass is their superpower.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Youre cool...
But some of those fully armoured knights were killable.*

McClane has never been killed despite attempts to that would have smited all and sundry, including those knights...

*McClane made a pact with God to be kept alive. (onscreen feat , DH1) which has been shown working in outrageous circumstance in that and all subsequent movies.
Thusly any handgrenade he finds on site is a holy hand grenade..
Exactly the kind of weapon required to smite the deathrabbit.
YouTube video

That sound suspiciously like PIS due to him being the protagonist in his movies. Besides, The Beast's lair was in a cave opening into a field, with no equipment lying around. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch had to be specially transported in, and it was clearly a special weapon, with elaborate instructions to operate, which means the technology was rare and difficult to understand. It's unlikely there would be other grenades around in this time.

Hey may certainly have a number of impressive feats, but I don't recall him dealing with something that had the strength to sever a human head from the body, though armor, within seconds. Even if he is durable enough to survive the first bite, subsequent nibbles will surely do him in.

If Arthur survived, along with a select few other knights, the master of survival that is McClane can too.
Its very very likely that if the beast hangs around for extra nibblage, McClane breaks it's neck..or lucks out in some other spectacular fashion...for it is the way of McClane. And the Bunny gets the ancestor of the the crown victoria, the horse/concorde drawn cart in its arse.

But yeah lesser characters whom we will not mention here would not survive, by the looks of the Bunny's awesome, fearsome screenfeats.

Originally posted by the ninjak
We talkin bout the Ghoulies?

Eating ass is their superpower.

Might have to DL and watch that film again then. If so, I have some ideas to use them and their ass-eating powers in a Vs match.