Kirby vs Whitebeard

Yeah, not a One Piece fan, but I randomly did some reading yesterday and I wanted to see what the wiki wouldn't tell me, so I'm putting him up against one of the most versatile characters I can think of.

I know Whitebeard is One Piece's strongest character, or at least physically strongest, and may or may not have the power to tear apart the world, but I'm giving Kirby a few of his abilities as well. He uses them all simultaneously. We'll call it his JUSTICE! ability.

JUSTICE! ability combines all the strength of:
Fighter
Suplex
Ninja
Wheel
Yo-Yo
and Jet

The fight takes place on a beach of an ocean on Pop Star. There's a few normal (for real life) sized cannon balls laying around as well.

And to get it started:

YouTube video

Kirby has the strength necessary to crack his planet, Pop Star, all the way across. You can see the animation for a brief second three times on the video. It doesn't look like that in game. Apparently it's a problem with the guy's editing.

Nope, that's a gag feat.

Whitebeard stomps.

Gag feat, eh?

Ah well. Mach 5 stated Jet ability works pretty well too. Especially when combined with Wheel ram or a Fighter punch.

He's the OP, he could just declare the feat usable.

I didn't expect the Megaton Punch to go over well. So if this Jet ability doesn't fly too well, I might do that.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
He's the OP, he could just declare the feat usable.

We'd ignore your posts for being irrelevant, then.

Whitebeard must be a favorite of his.

I am not constrained by something as feeble as the OP or the thread starter.

OP characters are weaksauce. Kirby wins with his... Kirbyness.

Whitebeard Wins.

Whitebeard steps on the puffball without a thought.

Kirby's ****ing inches tall.

With the strength to crack a planet and mach 5 speed.

Mach 5 probably means he is too slow for Whitebeard via powerscaling(he tags much faster characters than that).

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
With the strength to crack a planet

He doesn't have the strength to crack a planet in anything other than a Kirby All-Star sidegame. Prove to me the other Kirby's are the same uhuh

Originally posted by Blight
He doesn't have the strength to crack a planet in anything other than a Kirby All-Star sidegame. Prove to me the other Kirby's are the same uhuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Same Kirby.

Kirby isn't like Link. There's only one of him, unless you count the various instances he's been split apart.

In which case there's maybe 14 of him at once.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Kirby isn't like Link. There's only one of him, unless you count the various instances he's been split apart.

In which case there's maybe 14 of him at once.