Edward Cullen vs. Twilight Sparkle

VS

World's worst advertiser tells everybody there's gonna be a convention dedicated to Twilight. Because he didn't specify what kind of Twilight, Bronies mistook it for the short version of Twilight Sparkle while "true vampire fans" thought it was for the blood sucking pretty boys. Everyone goes there, mass confusion erupts as soon as a certain pony and vampire arrive who thought the convention was for only one of them and the fan war begins as G4 figurines and New Moon novels fly all over the place. Sparkle and Edward want in and decide to fight eachother to the death for the sake of their followers.

Twilight will be fighting Edward from the books and fans are at their disposal.

Who will win?

Ed is gayer than a pony.

/FACT.

Sparkle rips him apart with her magic.

Twilight Sparkle is awesome, don't talk shit about ponies. estahuh

Also, she probably rocks his ass, she can seemingly react to the faster Rainbow Dash most of the time (At RD's peak speed? Unsure, but she did pluck her out of the air while she flew around destroying a barn.) and she has some very powerful magic, including telekinesis. She, seriously, probably rocks him hard.

Edward has pony for his next meal.

Why would you make this?

Why would I not?

Sometimes I wonder how sure you are about learning your lesson.

???

Edward has pony? You mean Rarity gets some bullshit granite for her collection.

Remember what happened to the last girl Eddy impregnated? Yeah.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Edward has pony for his next meal.

Why would you make this?

She's fighting to kill, this is a new, terrifying Twilight Sparkle.

Yes, that is exactly what I am suggesting. I feel like playing devil's advocate in this thread, and I say that Edward blitz-feints Sparkle into a teleport and chomps on her the moment she pops in behind him.

If Nemesis is going to insist on making threads like these, then he's going to have to fact the possibility of seeing the ponies getting brutalized. uhuh

She doesn't have to teleport, she can just stop him with TK or make a forcefield.

Even as young as she is, her magic is basically only surpassed by her brother and Princess Celestia/Nightmare Moon

Originally posted by KingD19
She doesn't have to teleport, she can just stop him with TK or make a forcefield.

Even as young as she is, her magic is basically only surpassed by her brother and Princess Celestia/Nightmare Moon

Not sure I'd even say Shining Armor is more powerful. He's got a better shield, but that's his special skill that apparently only he can do. Twilight's pretty much the most versatile magic user in the show barring Discord.

Well Celestia is implied to be just as versatile, being her magic teacher and all, and effortlessly undoing her Want It Need It spell.

Luna displays more raw magical power than any character in the show barring Discord, she seems to show off more than Celestia does.

[1:13:48 AM] Jack of Diamonds: But yeah, bloodlusted Mizz Sparkle is lulzy. And, you know, strong O.o
[1:13:57 AM] Will of the Scenario: Hm.
[1:13:59 AM] Jack of Diamonds: Silly
[1:14:00 AM] Jack of Diamonds: but strong
[1:14:12 AM] Will of the Scenario: Fight takes place in a convention, yes?
[1:14:22 AM] Jack of Diamonds: Yep
[1:14:28 AM] Jack of Diamonds: She could telekinetically crush him with his own fans.
[1:14:34 AM] Will of the Scenario: Want it, Need it, centered directly on Edward.
[1:14:38 AM] Will of the Scenario: Same result.

^Lulz.

Originally posted by KingD19
She doesn't have to teleport, she can just stop him with TK or make a forcefield.

Even as young as she is, her magic is basically only surpassed by her brother and Princess Celestia/Nightmare Moon

The time it takes to concentrate enough magic for her to grasp something Edward's size via TK would not be fast enough for him to avoid it, and a forcefield would drain her magic quickly as she fends off Ed's attacks.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
[1:13:48 AM] Jack of Diamonds: But yeah, bloodlusted Mizz Sparkle is lulzy. And, you know, strong O.o
[1:13:57 AM] Will of the Scenario: Hm.
[1:13:59 AM] Jack of Diamonds: Silly
[1:14:00 AM] Jack of Diamonds: but strong
[1:14:12 AM] Will of the Scenario: Fight takes place in a convention, yes?
[1:14:22 AM] Jack of Diamonds: Yep
[1:14:28 AM] Jack of Diamonds: She could telekinetically crush him with his own fans.
[1:14:34 AM] Will of the Scenario: Want it, Need it, centered directly on Edward.
[1:14:38 AM] Will of the Scenario: Same result.

^Lulz.

In the time it takes to cast the spell on him his fangs would be in her neck. At best, dead pony. At worst, we get Twilight Sparkle, the literal version.

She caught a speeding Rainbow Dash before she could move like a meter.

Which episode? Was it clear Dash was prepping for a high speed fly off?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Which episode? Was it clear Dash was prepping for a high speed fly off?