John Egbert vs Captain Yamamoto

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Egbert is from Homestuck, Yamamoto is from Bleach.

They fight in the Shire, because **** Hobbits. John has all his hammers on him. Yama can go bankai.

They wreak Samwise's flowers

Samwise wreaks them.

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With my mighty OP powers I declare that Sam is too 8usy getting cornholed by Mister Frodo to care a8out his flowers.

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OP HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

One does not simply tell a gardener he can't care about his flowers...

Oh hey, John finally managed to find a fight that can't be judged as heroic.

He can't kill himself now.

Unless he tries to save a snoozing mystery girl from a thrown trident*.

*replace 'snoozing mystery girl' with 'fat ****ing hobbits' and 'thrown trident' with 'bigass ****ing flames.'

Awww...

Awwwwwww....

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW....

SPOILERS, GUYS! D:<

I'd avoid this thread if I were you.

Clearly I'm gonna have to. Suppose it's my own fault for only recently getting into Homestuck. 😬

Nothing really has 8een spoiled, don't worry.

Now if I told you a8out all the John/Karkat sloppy makeouts, that would be a spoiler.

Ok, but seriously, thoughts on the fight?

I think John has a chance. He can do his tornado drill on him. I don't think wind will be stopped by flames. At 8est it'll just set the tornado on fire. Or, he could suck air away from Yama. I'm guessing his flame cloak still needs air to work.

And if Yama is too fast for him then he can use the Fear No Anvil to slow him down a bit.