The Three Questions

Originally posted by eninn
- That the marriage of a man of the little girl is not a new invention in that era , and in the ages following him , especially in a country that is based on the tribal system , not least because of marriage[/url]

Lies! Even Abu Bakr was shocked and appalled when told by Moh the Rasul that he will wed his 6 year old daughter. If you recall correctly, Abu Bakr protested by saying: ''But...I am your brother'' to which Moh was like ''Yeah, yeah, you mah bro in Allah, but otherwise, your daughter will be mine''

People were getting married young in those days, yes, but a 12 year old to a 13 year old, NOT a 6 year old to a 52 year old. Let that sink in, ennin.

Also, let me give you a piece of advice. Your dawa online isn't working and isn't being counted by Allah because you're not addressing the points of unbelievers. Angel's aren't penning down your efforts. Allah doesn't know you're doing the dawa. The rest of us don't care. All your efforts - wasted and not a single brownie point is going towards your Judgement Day.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Lies! Even Abu Bakr was shocked and appalled when told by Moh the Rasul that he will wed his 6 year old daughter. If you recall correctly, Abu Bakr protested by saying: ''But...I am your brother'' to which Moh was like ''Yeah, yeah, you mah bro in Allah, but otherwise, your daughter will be mine''

People were getting married young in those days, yes, but a 12 year old to a 13 year old, NOT a 6 year old to a 52 year old. Let that sink in, ennin.

Also, let me give you a piece of advice. Your dawa online isn't working and isn't being counted by Allah because you're not addressing the points of unbelievers. Angel's aren't penning down your efforts. Allah doesn't know you're doing the dawa. The rest of us don't care. All your efforts - wasted and not a single brownie point is going towards your Judgement Day.

So, ennin is really doing these threads for selfish reasons?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
So, ennin is really doing these threads for selfish reasons?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
So, ennin is really doing these threads for selfish reasons?

Well yeah, he's doing the dawa. Easiest way to score brownie points on Judgement Day.

Explains why he isn't really interacting with us. He could care less.

So does that mean there's a good chance that he's dying and is trying to score some points before he kicks it?

Brownie points? Is Allah actually a 17 year old girl?

Allah likes brownie, dawg. Don't be hatin'.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
So does that mean there's a good chance that he's dying and is trying to score some points before he kicks it?

Either that or he had sex/had alcohol/didn't pray or some other ''sin'' so now he's trying to compensate for it.

Hey ennin, do you know what happens to people who drink alcohol in hell? They claw at their skin with their fingernails, ripping it apart, then it grows back and they claw at it again and so on for all eternity.

See you in Allah's hell!

I just noticed that Allah backward is Halla. There's a joke to be made about God hollering at someone, but I'm too religious to blaspheme like that.

Halla if ya Hell me!

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I just noticed that Allah backward is Halla. There's a joke to be made about God hollering at someone, but I'm too religious to blaspheme like that.

You're afraid, bro.

Yeah. I might have to dawa it up myself now. Do you have a moment to listen about the Helix Fossil?

Only if I can in turn educate you about the ministry of Tyr.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Well yeah, he's doing the dawa. Easiest way to score brownie points on Judgement Day.

Judgment Day? Why do people waist their life over an idea that was started by the ancient Egyptians?

This is the most hilariously inappropriate thing I have seen in a month or more:

These are not virgins in the background.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
This is the most hilariously inappropriate thing I have seen in a month or more:

I'm not even gonna lie, I lol'd.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Judgment Day? Why do people waist their life over an idea that was started by the ancient Egyptians?

I've no idea, but I gotta tell you, Muslim Judgement Day is SO dramatic. Like Christian one, I'd imagine although I don't know.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I'm not even gonna lie, I lol'd.

You're a terrible person.

Spoiler:
I approve.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I'm not even gonna lie, I lol'd.

I've no idea, but I gotta tell you, Muslim Judgement Day is SO dramatic. Like Christian one, I'd imagine although I don't know.

I guess people have to be threatened to do the right thing.