Selene VS Batman

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Slowpoke Senior Member

Selene VS Batman

The Nolan Trilogy Batman VS Selene

mastagambit king of thieves

Selene is too fast for him.
Too strong.
More agile.
She kills him and drinks his blood.

Mindset Senior Member

Selene is far better in every physical way.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

She even has better boobs.

Mindset Senior Member

Let's not get crazy.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though.

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

Originally posted by KingD19
She even has better boobs.
Affirmative.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

facepalmfacepalmSMDH Batman loses

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

Wait, does Batman have all his gadgets?

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.

Selene breaks him faster than Bane did.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by KingD19
Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though.
But we did see his real nipples, that's more than I can say for Selene.

sneer

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

Originally posted by KingD19
Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.

Selene breaks him faster than Bane did.

What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.

Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs.

Psychotron Senior Member

Selene one-shots him.

Mr. Tibbs Senior Member

Originally posted by KingD19
Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs.
Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.

Placidity Chief Executive Officer
Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.

That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Originally posted by Placidity
That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.

Selene's immune to sunlight now. What's he gonna do, tan her crotch?