Chronicle versus Blade

Blade solos all of them at the same time, he's fast enough to draw and spray them with dual automatics before they realize what's happened. /fact

Anyone who thinks any of these 'kids' have a chance here against an opponent with a massive speed advantage and guns is a Chronicle fanboy and/or still in High School. /fact

Originally posted by mastagambit
The 3 dudes from Chronicle
versus

Blade

Blade has all his weapons.
They fight in the middle of the street with vehicles parked on either side.

Originally posted by Robtard
Blade solos all of them at the same time, he's fast enough to draw and spray them with dual automatics before they realize what's happened. /fact

Anyone who thinks any of these 'kids' have a chance here against an opponent with a massive speed advantage and guns is a Chronicle fanboy and/or still in High School. /fact

And you hate Steve because he has white friends.

Reported.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Even just one guy from Chronicle will give Blade a lot of trouble. By the end of the movie, those guys were pretty tough, surviving hits that would impale/decapitate/crush any other human being but didn't put a scratch on them.

3 of them against Blade is overkill.

Originally posted by Robtard
Blade solos all of them at the same time, he's fast enough to draw and spray them with dual automatics before they realize what's happened. /fact

Anyone who thinks any of these 'kids' have a chance here against an opponent with a massive speed advantage and guns is a Chronicle fanboy and/or still in High School. /fact

Originally posted by Mindset
You are obviously racist.

And you hate Steve because he has white friends.

Reported.

Steve was 'whiter' than the two white-boys. /facts

Originally posted by Robtard
Steve was 'whiter' than the two white-boys. /facts

You're obviously a member of the Black Panthers.

Blade via vampire speed blitz for the win.

Originally posted by marwash22
what did Blade do to you?

Originally posted by lilshogun
Blade via vampire speed blitz for the win.

When has Blade ever been shown to speed blitz? He's fast, but not that fast.

A lot, iirc.

Trio still wins.

Originally posted by Mindset

Trio still wins.

Nope. Trio gets sprayed by bullets and dies while going "Ahhhhhhhhh, I'm dead, ahhhhhhh."

Nope, tk shields.

Originally posted by Mindset
Nope, tk shields.

They have to be up before they can do something, as seen with Andrew-boy getting skewered like a pig.

He wasn't focused on protecting his back from a spear thrown by his cousin.

They will be expecting an attack, so they will throw up their shields.

Steve could apparently manipulate a girls clit to make her orgasm. Blade stands not a chance in hell.

Blade's clit is gonna get worked over good.

his clit is gonna get ripped off. /fact

He got speared, but Andrew threw his shield up fast enough to block and reflect shotgun slugs/pellets. Blade stands no chance, as they're ready for him.