OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

It was beer.

which reminds me

i'm about to hang out with the guys right

friend says to buy a 12 pack

so I do

bring it over

then he "realizes" he had a 12 pack in the fridge the whole time

volunteers to keep the pack I bought because he knows I only drink beer if I'm trying to get drunk

babby

What a dick. Drink the entire thing.

Drink hard liquor.

but the moral of the story is beer is disgusting and I'd rather down a few shots of vodka and get the job done quicker

Funny, when I drink, it isn't too get shit faced.

it tastes like shit, who drinks it for taste

Refined people, not scum like you.

i am the greatest human in the world

Greatest human scum

today i'm working hard

That aught to be pretty awkward.

it's so cray though

Yeah, having a log all day at work would be.

what's a log

A stiff one.

i forgot you're 12

You said you were hard all day at work.

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