OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

my foot and shoulder hurt

Age does that to you

I want to eat my quesodilla

I had meatloaf for dinner.

I was stuck in a dungeon last night and saved and the only way out was to beat this boss and he was 2HKOing me and I was all **** because my autosaves were all in the dungeon too so I was pretty stuck BUT

I put da team on my back doe

I used my SNEAKING and my ARCHERY to SNEAK up on him, then SHOOT HIM, then HIDE, then SHOOT HIM AGAIN WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTED IT

So he died

BUT THEN

I realized I hadn't been wearing my bracers of +15% archery

And that I had two perks that could have REALLY helped (+20% damage and 3x damage on sneak attacks)

So the last arrow I show took his health down like 1-5 whereas the other ones were doing like 1/20

I didn't read any of that.

I'm gonna buy some dwarven arrows in Markarth when I get home and see if I can get into smithing but I'll probably also do enchanting too doe

So I can end up with something awesome

I seriously hope you're joking.

I bought them in Whiterun but didn't get a chance to enchant.

Need to add some +15% bow damage to my bow

i did kill a dragon doe

i think and pray you're joking

I snuck attacked it. Once I level up a bit more Imma be oneshotting dragons as seen here

YouTube video

gay

don't be jelly

I have sex, so I'm anything but jelly.

KY Jelly maybe

enjoy your nice of debauchery

i will, thanks.

i wish chargers were good

Maybe they'll surprise you.

you lied

maybe is the key word