OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

Is that how you get down?

Yeah

I had a dream about 2D girl where we had a date at a classy place and she showed up and I realized I hadn't gotten ready and looked in my closet for my shirt and tie and the shirt was wrinkled with a mustard stain and so I wore it anyway and tried to hide it with a blanket but she saw

Then I woke up

You're even more useless in your dreams.

I woke up laughing

I wake up with wood.

Did yesterday, but not today

You have low testosterone

The other thread was getting a little long, so here's a fresh one for the winter!

More like high self control

No, it's what I said.

You aren't always right you slime

More often than not, trash.

You don't have the grapes

Seedless grapes?

duh

i just had some and they're da bomb

Red or green?

Red you peasant

I want some watermelon, but my black neighbors didn't have any.

He said get them, not post old pics.

that's ray cess