OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

i had an idea for an app

Was it how to not score with the ladies?

when i'm rich in a year you won't be making wise cracks

I'm pretty sure I will be.

i thought you were leaving kmc at the end of the year because you grew up

Its August.

if you stop shitposting i'm going to kill myself

jw00t

df

Metaphorical death isn't good enough.

metaphysical, get on it

I ran over a snake today.

hope you backed up and did it again

if i had one wish it would be to marry 2d girl

if i had two wishes i would also wish for no snakes

I'm fairly certain I like it.

what

I meant killed.

no you didn't

Yes I did.

alright fine maybe you did

Its not a maybe.