OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

What if they go all the way?

i'll just end myself because that'll be the highpoint of my life

I hope they do.

remove your aname sig

No.

I bought a GN3

i thought you had burger king hands

Exactly why I need a king sized phone.

because you're a princess

zimbabwe

I wish I were royalty.

I'd behead you.

your kind aren't royalty in these parts

No need to rub it in.

way ahead of you grandpa

Don't talk down to your betters.

What job is it anyway

Junior Marketing Associate.

junior burger trainee

I don't think you need to be trained to flip burgers.

it's harder than it looks

it really isn't.

might make burgers this weekend