OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

I'd rather you suffer.

snap my heart in half

Nah, your spine will do.

i don't want to die right now, check back tomorrow

I'm not killing you.

can you kill me right now, thanks

Neg.

I like to see you suffer.

i have my permission to die

Good.

i want to live

I had an awkward date Saturday.

i have those every saturday

She talked about her ex a lot.

yeah i dated a girl like that this summer

she just posted a pic of him on instagram

Want me to snap his neck? So she'll be all over your junk?

no she's like a 7.5-8, you know the kind that "should" be like a 9 but there's something weird looking about them you know what i mean doyou know

Yeah bro, I got ya.

used goods

Did you get that thing I sent ya?

no send it again