Pai Mei vs. Bride, Bill, Michael Myers

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Pai Mei vs. Bride, Bill, Michael Myers

They are fighting in Pai Mei's pad. Pai Mei is weaponless. Bride and Bill have swords while Myers has butchers knife.

IDK if Mei can take Myers

Originally posted by Lestov16
IDK if Mei can take Myers
Are you serious ?

Yeah. Myers shrugs off bullets wounds and lifts and crushes people's heads with his bare hands. IDK if Mei can take him.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yeah. Myers shrugs off bullets wounds and lifts and crushes people's heads with his bare hands. IDK if Mei can take him.
Pai Mei can rip out eyes with ease and can jump on the swords of very skilled swordsmen. Myers would never touch him alone. Pai Mei would mock him while destroying him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Pai Mei can rip out eyes with ease

Not the same as being able to crush skulls with ease

Originally posted by quanchi112
and can jump on the swords of very skilled swordsmen. Myers would never touch him alone. Pai Mei would mock him while destroying him.

That makes no sense. Mei has no blade, which means the only means of attacking Myers is physically touching him, and as soon as
Mei touches Myers, Myers grabs him, as he did with Sean Patrick Thomas, and it's a wrap for Mei at that point

Originally posted by Lestov16
Not the same as being able to crush skulls with ease

That makes no sense. Mei has no blade, which means the only means of attacking Myers is physically touching him, and as soon as
Mei touches Myers, Myers grabs him, as he did with Sean Patrick Thomas, and it's a wrap for Mei at that point

Just like when Myers grabbed a hold of Busta Rhymes character in resurrection. He beat up Myers and he's some random unkilled man. A hangar from his weak sister put Myers down before imagine what Pai Mei can do to those eyes. I mean Laurie Strode survived multiple physical clahses and Pai Mei can make superhuman Bride look like a complete noob.

Pai Mei could avoid Myers while ripping ou this eyes and peeing on his legs without being touched.

Pai Mei's power was such that he took Bruce Lee's one inch punch to the next level. He easily punched a hole in what must have been at least a 3 inch thick wooden slab from barely any distance at all.

Not to mention that he had superb precision in which he threw a sword several dozen yards away and it still landed perfectly in its place on the rack.

As far as hurting him goes, the Bride tried to kick him in the nuts and ended up getting her foot sucked into his pelvis.

Plus, based on Bill's monologue he also slaughtered an entire clan of Shaolin Monks in combat just because one of them seemingly disrespected him.

Imo, Pai Mei wins this battle more often than not on his own and with the Bride and Bill at his side its an absolute stomp in team's favor.

Its actually Pai mei against bill and beatrix. He doesnt have them at his side.

Oh, sorry I misread the OP. Team has a better chance of winning now as Pai Mei taught the Bride the Five Palm Exploding technique and I don't think that he's immune to this technique(according Bill he never taught anyone this technique up until the Bride came along which seems to indicate that he hadn't a developed a counter for this technique).

If Beatrice can get a closing, then she'll finish him off with that move. Team takes 6/10 imo.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Oh, sorry I misread the OP. Team has a better chance of winning now as Pai Mei taught the Bride the Five Palm Exploding technique and I don't think that he's immune to this technique(according Bill he never taught anyone this technique up until the Bride came along which seems to indicate that he hadn't a developed a counter for this technique).

If Beatrice can get a closing, then she'll finish him off with that move. Team takes 6/10 imo.

Im still of the opinion that even tho she nows the technique, as seen in the movie it takes to long to implement. Pai Mei wouldn't let her get close enough or stand still long enough. Unless myers can get a hold on him.

Pai Mei wins. And just for laughs.

YouTube video

Originally posted by the ninjak
Pai Mei wins. And just for laughs.

YouTube video

Pai Mei is gay but he wins anyway. haermm

Originally posted by the ninjak
Pai Mei wins. And just for laughs.

YouTube video


I doubt that this is the same Pai Mei quan is using for this thread.