Star Trek TOS Vs Mass Effect

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Star Trek TOS Vs Mass Effect

Shepard (either male or fem) and Ashley

Vs

Peak Kirk and Spock

1. Fist Fight on the Normandy

2. Full gear all out on the Enterprise

Bill, Shatner is pretty much un, stoppable.

Shepard is basically a Terminator, but stronger with ME2 and beyond.

He crushes in the fistfight.

Hey spock and Shatner both have super strength as well

lolz.. kirk solos.. spock just sits back and recites poetry

Shepard tears Kirk's head from his shoulders actually.

Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...

It's pretty obvious when they rebuilt him, they made him hugely cybernetic, and it amped his strength and durability as a result.

Kirk couldn't even hurt that lizard guy. No way he takes down Shepard whose pretty damn quick as shown in ME3 when he sparred with Vega.

Kirk solos. Winning despite impossible odds is his power-set.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
lolz.. kirk solos.. spock just sits back and recites poetry

👆

Kirk is a fat sodomite and doesn't get nearly as much quality ass as Commander Shepard.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kirk is a fat sodomite and doesn't get nearly as much quality ass as Commander Shepard.

This would be Kirk in his prime, ie 'The Original Series'.

Speaking of getting ass, if Shepard is in female incarnation in this fight, then Kirk easily seduces her and pounds away to a forum win.

It took two games for Garrus "Ladies Man" Vakarian to get in FemShep's pants. Kirk's not that good. And he's never tried and Alpha Female like her.

Originally posted by KingD19
It took two games for Garrus "Ladies Man" Vakarian to get in FemShep's pants. Kirk's not that good. And he's never tried and Alpha Female like her.

Kirk drove a godlike extradimensional being to madness with a kiss. Disrupted a robot society just by showing a single Gynoid affection. Caused an Empire to change his ways because he's just that good of a ladies man.

Garrus aint shit

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Kirk drove a godlike extradimensional being to madness with a kiss. Disrupted a robot society just by showing a single Gynoid affection. Caused an Empire to change his ways because he's just that good of a ladies man.

Garrus aint shit

He doesn't have...reach, though. 😱

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...

It's pretty obvious when they rebuilt him, they made him hugely cybernetic, and it amped his strength and durability as a result.

Kirk couldn't even hurt that lizard guy. No way he takes down Shepard whose pretty damn quick as shown in ME3 when he sparred with Vega.

As I recall it's said in the codex that all Alliance soldiers are enhanced anyway. Shepard is even further enhanced with cybernetics.

Yeah. You even can help with some of that(or appear to) on Noveria in ME1.

Enhanced senses, skeletal implants and muscular enhancement, etc...

Originally posted by KingD19
[B]Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...

Uh... in the first instance, no one got sent flying, the guy got punched in the ribs and slunk to the ground. In the second instance, the Krogan chieftan was more surprised than stunned. lol

Anyway, either team Sheperd wins, or it's FemShep, in which case Kirk has a threesome with her and Ashley, then kills them both in their sleep.

Originally posted by Robtard
This would be Kirk in his prime, ie 'The Original Series'.

Speaking of getting ass, if Shepard is in female incarnation in this fight, then Kirk easily seduces her and pounds away to a forum win.

Thank you. And as stated, winning against ridiculous odds is Kirk's thing. Not to mention, he would monologue Shepard to death with a speech about the futility of human on human violence, and the inherent beauty of space exploration. Then he would sit down in his command chair, shift his shoulder a little bit, and game over.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Uh... in the first instance, no one got sent flying, the guy got punched in the ribs and slunk to the ground. In the second instance, the Krogan chieftan was more surprised than stunned. lol

Anyway, either team Sheperd wins, or it's FemShep, in which case Kirk has a threesome with her and Ashley, then kills them both in their sleep.

Oh, it was with the dancing Asari if you pick the Renegade answer. It goes off panel and you just see the screen shaking, and then the guy goes flying across the screen.

Originally posted by KingD19

Enhanced senses, skeletal implants and muscular enhancement, etc...

So Shepard's like a wannabe version of Khan-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kirk's dealt with that in H2H.

Spoiler:
He won.