Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...
It's pretty obvious when they rebuilt him, they made him hugely cybernetic, and it amped his strength and durability as a result.
Kirk couldn't even hurt that lizard guy. No way he takes down Shepard whose pretty damn quick as shown in ME3 when he sparred with Vega.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Kirk is a fat sodomite and doesn't get nearly as much quality ass as Commander Shepard.
This would be Kirk in his prime, ie 'The Original Series'.
Speaking of getting ass, if Shepard is in female incarnation in this fight, then Kirk easily seduces her and pounds away to a forum win.
Originally posted by KingD19
It took two games for Garrus "Ladies Man" Vakarian to get in FemShep's pants. Kirk's not that good. And he's never tried and Alpha Female like her.
Garrus aint shit
Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...It's pretty obvious when they rebuilt him, they made him hugely cybernetic, and it amped his strength and durability as a result.
Kirk couldn't even hurt that lizard guy. No way he takes down Shepard whose pretty damn quick as shown in ME3 when he sparred with Vega.
As I recall it's said in the codex that all Alliance soldiers are enhanced anyway. Shepard is even further enhanced with cybernetics.
Originally posted by KingD19
[B]Yeah. Shepard's punches have sent Turians flying(cinematic when finding Morrinth), his headbutts have hurt/stunned Krogan's(the guy near the Krogan Shaman), etc...
Uh... in the first instance, no one got sent flying, the guy got punched in the ribs and slunk to the ground. In the second instance, the Krogan chieftan was more surprised than stunned. lol
Anyway, either team Sheperd wins, or it's FemShep, in which case Kirk has a threesome with her and Ashley, then kills them both in their sleep.
Originally posted by Robtard
This would be Kirk in his prime, ie 'The Original Series'.Speaking of getting ass, if Shepard is in female incarnation in this fight, then Kirk easily seduces her and pounds away to a forum win.
Thank you. And as stated, winning against ridiculous odds is Kirk's thing. Not to mention, he would monologue Shepard to death with a speech about the futility of human on human violence, and the inherent beauty of space exploration. Then he would sit down in his command chair, shift his shoulder a little bit, and game over.
Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Uh... in the first instance, no one got sent flying, the guy got punched in the ribs and slunk to the ground. In the second instance, the Krogan chieftan was more surprised than stunned. lolAnyway, either team Sheperd wins, or it's FemShep, in which case Kirk has a threesome with her and Ashley, then kills them both in their sleep.
Oh, it was with the dancing Asari if you pick the Renegade answer. It goes off panel and you just see the screen shaking, and then the guy goes flying across the screen.