If A Person Can React To Things Happening In Femtoseconds

Started by Symmetric Chaos2 pages
Originally posted by Astner
Yeah, no, that's not quite how it works.

You don't understand the Zen of the quantum universe.

*waves arms wildly*

Originally posted by Astner
More than most I'd think.

Yeah, no, that's not quite how it works.

That's exactly how it works.

Read a book, noob.

I sense impending decoherence.

poor Astner...

he really steps in it sometimes though...

Originally posted by Oliver North
poor Astner...

he really steps in it sometimes though...


Pardon me for not thinking stupidity is funny.

Originally posted by Astner
Pardon me for not thinking stupidity is funny.

just as a re-cap, other people are mocking you for failing to appreciate the sarcasm of a poster who agreed with you, I'm actually expressing sympathy for the fact that it [what lestov said] was a fairly moronic thing to say in the first place and that there are people who would have said what Sym did in a serious way.

however, damn, that must suck, stupidity is one of the greatest comedic forces in the universe, imho

Originally posted by Astner
Pardon me for not thinking stupidity is funny.

Since you've given me the power to decide . . . no. I declare you guilty on one count of not thinking stupidity is funny and sentence you to five years hard labor in a federal humor refinery (you see, puns are one of the world's vital humors and thus can't be mined like traditional one liners).

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I declare you guilty on one count of not thinking stupidity is funny and sentence you to five years hard labor in a federal humor refinery...
Wow. I would've thought three years KMC community service.

Originally posted by Astner
Pardon me for not thinking stupidity is funny.
Wow. You are one uptight un-fun wad.