Squirrel Girl vs. Team

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Squirrel Girl vs. Team

Squirrel Girl

Vs

Dr. Doom
Iron Fist
B/P Hawkeye
Space Punisher

Who wins?

Rest of the marvel chars are microbes to SG. This team is the best marvel has to offer. So to her cockroaches at best.

SG was all terrified and got hurt during Fear Itself, Wolverine would've broken her arm if not for her squirrels.

The only one that can't solo this is Doom.

Please, this is spite against the team.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
SG was all terrified and got hurt during Fear Itself, Wolverine would've broken her arm if not for her squirrels.

The only one that can't solo this is Doom.

LOL? She Effortlessly beat the crap out of Logan. He tried to cheapshot her and got owned again. Her being affraid is irrelevant. Never stopped
Her from owning Thanos, Foom and others. She wipes the floor with this "team". Then beats the crap out of Logan again. Just for lols.

Originally posted by tkitna
Please, this is spite against the team.

Not really, SG is nothing more than a legend of the past. Clint could take dozens of Doreens.

Originally posted by SamZED
LOL? She Effortlessly beat the crap out of Logan. He tried to cheapshot her and got owned again. Her being affraid is irrelevant. Never stopped
Her from owning Thanos, Foom and others. She wipes the floor with this "team". Then beats the crap out of Logan again. Just for lols.

Fing gets owned by everyone.

Who is Thanos?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Fing gets owned by everyone.

Who is Thanos?

Purple guy. Tall, fat. Chin looks like baboon's ass?

Originally posted by SamZED
Purple guy. Tall, fat. Chin looks like baboon's ass?

Ah, that one. Thanks.

Not terribly impressed with him, he got owned by a tree, Vision bashed his face in and Clint penetrated him numerous times like his personal sex doll.

He's like Hyde and Cobra, all you need to do when you see him is to call cops.

Hmm.. true.. true.. Ok Thanos is a bad example. He's a joke... Still, Wolverine, Deadpool, Doom's her personal ***** and loves it. Among many others.

C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.

Originally posted by SamZED
Among many others.

Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.

Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread.


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Also she beats the shit out of Doom, that's for sure. Doom is her *****

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.

Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread.

Lol referring to Thor as "that guy from character ownage thread" thats so sad, i feel bad for him.

Squirrel Girl is the most powerful character period. Her name is spoken with fear and respect even in Russia. And people dont read comix here.

Originally posted by SamZED
(...) thats so sad, i feel bad for him.

Well, I don't.

Originally posted by SamZED
Squirrel Girl has the most powerful period.

Fixed. A better match-up would be putting her against Heavy Flo:

Originally posted by SamZED
Her name is spoken with fear and respect even in Russia. And people dont read comix here.

Sure, sure. Aren't squirrels a delicacy in Russia? vin SG wouldn't survive five minutes in your country.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, I don't.

Fixed. A better match-up would be putting her against Heavy Flo:

Sure, sure. Aren't squirrels a delicacy in Russia? vin SG wouldn't survive five minutes in your country.

Damn thats the new stereotype? And i thought polar bears on unicycles were bad.🙁

😆 😆 😆

😆 where did you get that?

Google 😄 Typed "polar bear unicycles" or something similar and a few images like that one popped out. From tumblr.com site.

Lol what are the odds. But we dont eat squirrels. Hedgehog meat >>> everything else.

Originally posted by byrdgang21
Squirrel Girl

Vs

Dr. Doom
Iron Fist
B/P Hawkeye
Space Punisher

Who wins?

Warned for making a spite thread against the team. sneer