Moving Mountains

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Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Robtard
You should come South and stay at my house. Be my sexual-slave.
That's just redundant. She escaped left Arabia to get away from sex-slavery.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's just redundant. She escaped left Arabia to get away from sex-slavery.

While true, I won't insist she dress up like a ninja all the time.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Robtard
While true, I won't insist she dress up like a ninja all the time.

In fact, clothing will be outlawed, except for crotchless panties.

Forget this guy, Lil B. Come to Florida, you can wear Daisy Dukes, and cook meth and I'll even let you keep 20% of the proceeds. The rest will go to my shotgun shell fund. Because I need at least three hours of hollerin a day*

*hollerin consists of firing into the woods while yelling Roll Tide (on Saturdays) or Go Dawgs (on Sundays)**

**My part of Florida has little sense of a distinct identity.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

These jokers just want to rob you of your dignity, Lil B. Come back to Canada, and we'll only rob you of your pride.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Would you like to cook meth for me, Lucien?

I just have one rule: the methylene keeps flowing.

eninn Senior Member

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeqCTvBS3Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuSAAXVgNYE

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by eninn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeqCTvBS3Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuSAAXVgNYE


Are those videos about meth cooking? If not, then I'm not interested.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Would you like to cook meth for me, Lucien?

I just have one rule: the methylene keeps flowing.

Cooking's a woman's duty. But I love role reversal.

lil bitchiness -

You guys are hilarious! XD

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You guys are hilarious! XD

So your options are:

A) Be in lovely and sunny California as a sex-slave

B) Be in dirty and humid Florida cooking meth in jean shorts while listening to someone screaming and firing a shotgun

C) Be in Canada

You can clearly see that A is the best option with B being a passable fallback plan. Definitely no C though.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Or don't bother with North America at all. Head for Kenya:

YouTube video

They've got lions and tigers.

Robtard Senor Member

No tigers.

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Fortunately for the lions there's no Chinese folk remedy for erectile dysfunction that requires ground lion teeth.

(Yet)

Dolos Restricted

Trolls.

Everyone.

eninn Senior Member

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1DhDh51-nw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUyUa4-sJKY

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Dolos
Trolls.

Everyone.


That's a really rad avatar. Riddic wasn't an awful movie at all.