bluewaterrider
Senior Member
The following guys and gals enter an olympic style weight lifting competition. In what order do they place?
Thread premise has altered a bit from what was implied in its original phrasing.
Also I saw 2 showings that were noteworthy and unexpected.
Lastly, P.R.'s statement gave me pause.
So, revisiting and placing anew from least contestant to strongest overall competitor:
Ares (Marvel) -- I have never seen this guy do anything that would even suggest he's capable of strength feats. Practically the only 3 things I know about him are that he has mythological ties to SOMEBODY in the Marvel U., that he was an axe-wielding member of the Dark Avengers, and that Voidtry gave him the same sad treatment given Carnage.
Warpath -- P.R.'s suggestion that this guy is not even as strong as Colossus places him down here.
Blob -- Despite having an awesome showing against the Hulk, it's hard to argue that Blob possesses true weightlifting strength. His power of being immovable when in contact with Earth skirts the territory characters like Graviton, Sebastian Shaw, and the DCU Legion's Light Lass inhabit. Lowering him down here is my recall of Spider-man stopping him by simply using a cartridge of webbing to immobilize him, a technique that doesn't seem likely even to stop Rogue nowadays.
Miss Marvel -- Gets the nod over Blob because I can't determine whether the Original Poster intends this to be the Carol Danvers Chris Claremont based Classic Rogue off of, or whether this is the seemingly more powerful "Binary" version of her.
Colossus -- Placed here not because I think he's any stronger than Binary, but because Rogue who had "Classic" Miss Marvel's powerset, deemed it wise to powersteal from him.
Also because Colossus managed, in Marvel Team Up #150, to rip Juggernaut's helmet off, a feat greater than Rogue managed while either unaided or unkissed against Jug herself.
Rhino -- Rhino's launching of Nova into orbit, as shown a post or couple ago, combined with Rhino's history of going toe-to-toe with Hulk, places him above Colossus, who has not until recently been shown having anything like the same luck with the likes of Big Green or Juggernaut.
Doc Samson -- Samson was placed here for being able to endure the full brunt of Mindless Hulk's stomp through the U.S. Southwest states.
It took nearly the entire roster of the East and West Coast Avengers to take Hulk down in that case, something anyone lower down this list would be REALLY hard pressed to do.
The University building-lifting and shaking feat firmly decided the matter, however. Control enough to do that and ACCURATELY direct two thugs to drop to the safe-catch of nearby trees???
If it's the first pure non-battle feat I've seen from Samson, it was worth it ...
5. Thundra -- Besides being a spar of the Thing, who several rated as the top contestant, Thundra also subdued her daughter Lyra, the "other" She-Hulk wandering around the Marvel U, despite Lyra being the daughter of you-know-who. Thundra gets downgraded for having the bad luck of having to demonstrate her force against a Thing who happened to be injured, however, and the consideration that Lyra, quite unlike other Hulks, actually WEAKENS somewhat when she gets uncontrollably angry.
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4. Champion -- Placed here mainly because others seem to hold him in high regard and seem to think there is valid reason for doing so. Main deficit is that the accomplishment he is most known for, beating a string of the most powerful heroes in one-on-one ring fighting matches, was accomplished with the aid of a gem so powerful that it enabled a human-level incarnation of Jen Walters to knock out Titania.
Perhaps the best suggestion that could be made is that Jen may have felt it necessary to continue training even after realizing the Power Gem was the main key to Champion's previous success?
3. Thing -- FAMOUS spar of the Hulk and favorite of a multitude.
Doesn't have the dynamic strength of a Hulk-character like Jen however, who can literally override strength limitations at a moment's notice just by allowing herself to get excited, annoyed, or angry.
85 ton scan would convince save for 3 things
a) Jen has lifted heavier
b) Ben frequently puts on "fronts" where he pretends, even to himself, that he can accomplish more than he is actually able
c) Jen has demonstrated several times in the past that she is willing to "throw" a match to protect the feelings of others (SHE-Thing and Hercules come to mind now)
2. She Hulk
Jen versus Ben might be about the closest thing to an even strength split I've seen on these forums to date. Still got to give it to Jen for the reasons listed above, personally, but I can certainly see the case for the other side.
As long as we are NOT actually going with the premise implied by the original post of this thread, i.e. that these people are acting like normal participants in such a contest, which would mean training self deliberately over a period of perhaps a few weeks to give self the best chance of actually winning the contest.
Jen wins THAT contest easily, as she won the markedly parallel case of the Champion years ago.
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1. She Rulk -- Consistently matches against competition that would steamroll Ben OR Jen. Namely her own father, Red Hulk, Jen and Lyra in combination, and Hulk in the most powerful incarnations Greg Pak could put to page.
I seem to remember Betty even displaying a "detonation" or two from her punches in one or more adventures, which Jen could only produce at the high-level AFTER-training state her Jupiter suit was introduced to contain. And yes she did punch and rip her way through solid steel and another dimension, apparently completely unamped, to give the Avengers the scare of their lives ...
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