Cops that arrested Thanos vs Thugs that mugged Darkseid

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Marvel_Mystic Senior Member

Cops that arrested Thanos vs Thugs that mugged Darkseid

Battle takes place in Manhattan. Random encounter. Who wins?

Power Cosmic II BigG > Mad Celestial Host

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. NYPD FTW

ThereIsHope Senior Member

I was going to say something................but I stoped myself.

janus77 Banana Genius

The muggers don't look too white. NYPD, by reputation alone.

SevenShackles Missa pro defunctis

Cops vs muggers? Happens often and usually the cops win. If not the muggers BFR themselves in a succecful escape. Either way NYPD takes a win.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by Power Cosmic II
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. NYPD FTW

+10000000000

Marvel_Mystic Senior Member

Thugs do have the better feat of one-shotting Darkseid, though.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by Marvel_Mystic
Thugs do have the better feat of one-shotting Darkseid, though.
A feat only a stair would be capable of.

ThereIsHope Senior Member
Originally posted by Power Cosmic II
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. NYPD FTW

Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? a whatcha gonna do what ya gonna do when they come for you.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

I don't know why that instance is brought up against darkseid? First it was non-canon, darkseid was depowered and slipping in grass while holding cosmic cube is much more embarrassing than a depowered darkseid falling down stairs.

Now continue with the joke thread.

TheLordofMurder Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
I don't know why that instance is brought up against darkseid? First it was non-canon, darkseid was depowered and slipping in grass while holding cosmic cube is much more embarrassing than a depowered darkseid falling down stairs.

Now continue with the joke thread.

Quanchi is going to hate your guts for posting that...

😂

Golgo13 Senior Member

😂 Horrible.

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Police ftw

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

the rest of that picture

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by abhilegend
I don't know why that instance is brought up against darkseid? First it was non-canon, darkseid was depowered and slipping in grass while holding cosmic cube is much more embarrassing than a depowered darkseid falling down stairs.

Now continue with the joke thread.

Not canon. Darkseid falling down steps is canon. 🙂

Cops destroy two muggers who wrecked Darkseid.

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

More embarrassing than Thanos being arrested by NYPD is that he was immobilized by grass on the page prior. 👆

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Galan007
More embarrassing than Thanos being arrested by NYPD is that he was immobilized by grass on the page prior. 👆
More embarrassing than either is the canon showing where steps destroy Darkseid. Grass is easier to slip on than steps while running.

👆

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

I don't even like Darkseid, so 'talking trash' about him isn't going to upset me. 👆

Mshinu Star for a Brain

Bullets are the biggest jobbers in comics. Muggers with chains and knife FTW!

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Galan007
I don't even like Darkseid, so 'talking trash' about him isn't going to upset me. 👆
I wasn't trying to upset you.