Saint Of Killers VS Thanos

Started by Branlor Swift38 pages

You'll be sorry when quan is sodomizing all the non believers.

How can he be being that when your to busy with his package in your mouth? Is he omnipresant?

On a serious note, that spot on your lip looks like quan and zopzop gave you some kinda extra suprise. Id get tested.

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
How can he be being that when your to busy with his package in your mouth? Is he omnipresant?

On a serious note, that spot on your lip looks like quan and zopzop gave you some kinda extra suprise. Id get tested.

Quan is in all of us, even the haters.
He's kind of like your grandpas fingers, except in a less physical form. With less blood involved I'm guessing as well.

It's called herpes stupid. You of all people should know considering what your anus looks like.

You still conceded every point of Sok winning... so I take it they have your vote on Thanos winning?

Something I just noticed:

The text says that any wound the guns inflict shall be fatal.

It does not say that it will always wound.

As soon as I left for a few hours you people crapped all over the thread (except Nemebro I guess)

No I crapped, but since my shits are solid gold encrusted with diamonds, they seem more pleasant. 👆

Originally posted by Branlor Swift

Also, did Bently just bring up Hawkeye's arrows? I sure hope he likes the Cass feat then.

Piercing a tank > Boneclaws > Arrows

Bottomline, Thanos has sh_tty piercing durability. But my real argument was about the shields.

Aren't Wolverine's claws monomolecular? Or is that just the adamantium?

It says they will never miss, and they basically killed the entire angelic host. But once again we have to assume by zopzop and quans silly bullshit that Thanos durability and shields durability > preacherverse gods.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Aren't Wolverine's claws monomolecular? Or is that just the adamantium?

No idea, the bone claws have steel piercing feats themselves, that's why they are higher than arrows 🙂

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
It says they will never miss, and they basically killed the entire angelic host. But once again we have to assume by zopzop and quans silly bullshit that Thanos durability and shields durability > preacherverse gods.

Thanos's shields are high level, and we don't really know much about God's durability, he did avoid being crucified as Jesus, but the situation is not very clear.

I dont think we should be bringing the bible into this. Yes i know that his shields are high level. My point is that his guns are divinly powered to never miss. The god of the preacher verse seems to have low showings. We must then go by the showings of SOK who had only one low showing and that was to the stupid vampire who the writer admitted was a mistake.

Originally posted by Bentley
Piercing a tank > Boneclaws > Arrows

Bottomline, Thanos has sh_tty piercing durability. But my real argument was about the shields.

piercing a tank doesn't put it above bone claws...

Even though the bone claws scene isn't canon, and is from an series where Thanos was easily tooling Lobo, and after being stabbed he was beating up Billy, WW, and another iirc. I'm pretty sure he was matching the Darkseid's ob with eyebeams too...

There's also the part where the Godslayer broke off his skin. A sword that enabled Gamora to to tic for tac with Ronin. So it's not like it was weak. Certainly harder than an arrow, certainly way harder than a weapon would have to be to chop a tank down in comics

Mind you, I'd look for scans to be certain of the Ronin fight, and Marvel vs DC, but since we're pretty much just going to the extreme with Sok's feats, I'm not fact checking since the Sok side is a big fan of making shit up.

If people are going to whine about getting asked to supply feats here, then why is the entire basis for Sok winning based of him killing a God? Beyond stupid.
Idk how impressive it is but imma use it!!!!

Again, Sok's guns were said to be able to kill, go through, or never miss in a world where their were pretty much only humans with like 1980 technology. Again I'll say it, but it would shoot through adamantium then?

Yup SOK's powers were to never missed, he never did. To always kill he always did sept in a PIS moment. He was to never be destroyed. Thus preacherverse god on the throne must have been one powerful dude to create such a character.

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
Yup SOK's powers were to never missed, he never did. To always kill he always did sept in a PIS moment. He was to never be destroyed. Thus preacherverse god on the throne must have been one powerful dude to create such a character.
against humans, a world without force fields, and with 3 beings worth anything.

You failed to answer however if he could shoot through adamantium
Could he hit a speeding Flash?

LOL. Since he never misses, I guess he does? Since he never misses i guess he would shoot through adimantium since he was indeed empowered by a divine oh whats it called GOD WHO CREATED THE FREAKING UNIVERSE FOR THE PURPOSE OF BEING DEATH AND BEING HIS COSMIC HITMAN?!

Ok that's enough of seeing your sock trolling (I hope you're trying to troll anyway)

Is he a sock, you think?

I hope he's just a sock trying to troll, meh

Pfft apparently you can kiss up to thanos and say he wins against anyone yet if I say SOK cant be killed, and can kill anyone, Im a sock. Hypocracy, its good for.....nothing.

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
Thus preacherverse god on the throne must have been one powerful dude to create such a character.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't SATAN create the SoK's and his guns too.

So SoK's "God" didn't even do that and was killed by a creation of his creation! 😆 F A I L.