Hancock vs. Superman

Hancock and Superman face off first in Metropolis then in Los Angeles. Hancock has the suit the Ray gave him and is fully sober. In each city it is two rounds:

1. Comic Superman
2. 'Superman Returns' Superman

Which of these two invulnerable gods of the superhero world wins and why?

Comic Superman brings too much to the table.

I'd say Hancock takes a majority in the 2nd fight.

fail thread.

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Superman Returns Superman had relativistic+ speed and could lift a large island with kryptonite jabbing him in the side.

Do tell how Hancock manages to so much as tickle his chin.

What feats show Hancock winning against Returns Supes?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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Hancock loses both. 😐

Originally posted by the ninjak
What feats show Hancock winning against Returns Supes?

None.

Hancock stopped a train, broke down highway signs, ripped a car roof off, stopped it by slamming his feet through the floor at police chase speeds, and then he threw it on top of a building. He also can create storms at will (he made those tornadoes and the lightning in his fight with his ex-wife). So he is much more powerful than you are giving him credit for.

Originally posted by jmoul
Hancock stopped a train, broke down highway signs, ripped a car roof off, stopped it by slamming his feet through the floor at police chase speeds, and then he threw it on top of a building. He also can create storms at will (he made those tornadoes and the lightning in his fight with his ex-wife). So he is much more powerful than you are giving him credit for.

Supes lifted a small continent into space that was made of his personal weakness. And those storms wouldn't effect him in the slightest.

Originally posted by jmoul
Hancock stopped a train, broke down highway signs, ripped a car roof off, stopped it by slamming his feet through the floor at police chase speeds, and then he threw it on top of a building. He also can create storms at will (he made those tornadoes and the lightning in his fight with his ex-wife). So he is much more powerful than you are giving him credit for.

Hancock didn't create those storms, that was part of the white womans's power-set. He just has invulnerability, super-strength and speed.

also, hancock wasn't even the one who made the storms. lulz...

Originally posted by marwash22
fail thread.

dammit, Rob. sneer

Yesssss........

Ninja wins....as nature intended.

Originally posted by jmoul
Hancock stopped a train, broke down highway signs, ripped a car roof off, stopped it by slamming his feet through the floor at police chase speeds, and then he threw it on top of a building. He also can create storms at will (he made those tornadoes and the lightning in his fight with his ex-wife). So he is much more powerful than you are giving him credit for.

Superman isn't just stronger than Hancock. He is several orders of magnitude stronger.

lol COCK

The white guy kills the black guy.

Hancock did make the tornadoes while Mary made the lightning. They expand on that in the director's cut.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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Fixed 🙂