Obi Wan vs. Starkiller

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Obi Wan vs. Starkiller

Kenobi and Starkiller face off in the Geonossian arena. Three rounds of all-out:
1. Original Starkiller
2. Dark Clone
3. Light Clone

Who wins each round and why?

EDIT: Both are at their peak of power.

Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.

This is a pretty dumb argument.

What's next? Well we know from AOTC and TCW that Anakin misplaces his lightsaber a lot so he'll prolly lose it fighting Shaak Ti and Shaak Ti will exploit such forgetfulness!

Awful, Obi-Wan gets force pwned more times then not.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
This is a pretty dumb argument.

What's next? Well we know from AOTC and TCW that Anakin misplaces his lightsaber a lot so he'll prolly lose it fighting Shaak Ti and Shaak Ti will exploit such forgetfulness!

I'm keeping it simple: that's literally Obi Wan's only chance. Do I need to make some detailed statement for you to get that? Thanks for being a dick as always, though; I might forget what you're like otherwise.

Obi-Wan gets slaughtered.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
I'm keeping it simple

That's one way of putting it, though if I were you, I'd tack on "minded" at the end of that phrase.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
that's literally Obi Wan's only chance. Do I need to make some detailed statement for you to get that?

The number of words attached to a dumb argument doesn't make the argument better, it only wastes time. No, spare us your sense of loquaciousness.

Originally posted by Ascendancy
Thanks for being a dick as always, though; I might forget what you're like otherwise.

As opposed to your prevalent strategy for debates?

Originally posted by KylarWhite
Obi-Wan gets slaughtered.

Pretty much.

Actually, you've been more caustic lately than usual*. Pointing out your new state of perpetual PMS doesn't give Kenobi a snowball's chance in hell of survival, but he's not wrong about that.

*Note: We've not argued and so you can't dismiss this as mere butthurt from a rival.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Actually, you've been more caustic lately than usual*. Pointing out your new state of perpetual PMS doesn't give Kenobi a snowball's chance in hell of survival, but he's not wrong about that.
Ascendancy
Thanks for being a dick as always, though

This is nothing new, bro.

Originally posted by Zampanó
*Note: We've not argued and so you can't dismiss this as mere butthurt from a rival.

We're not rivals so much as you are my subordinate in all things and I can dismiss your prattling as "mere butthurt" by virtue of the fact that you are a publicly-declared homosexual with a particularly handsome and presumably very well-endowed boyfriend. You live in a constant state of it. uhuh

Originally posted by The_Tempest
This is nothing new, bro.
Originally posted by Zampanó
Actually, you've been more caustic lately than usual*.

It seems you've also been more stupid lately than usual.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It seems you've also been more stupid lately than usual.

Ascendancy suggests my behavior is par for the course. Zampano, in turn, says Ascendancy is "not wrong." The error is Zampano's, not mine.

If you can't keep up, you'll force me to pout and announce that I'm considering putting you on ignore.

Ignore these! *grabs Nemebro's crotch along with his catchphrase*

You are wise to deflect attention from your egregious misconduct. You are unwise for selecting NemeBro's crotch; couldn't you have picked a bigger topic to discuss?

Spoiler:
get it?

That's too small for me to see.

Spoiler:
I GET IT. GET IT?
Spoiler:
no

Originally posted by Ascendancy
Starkiller's weakness is the same as his master's: arrogance. He is beyond Obi in Force prowess without question, but judging by his battles before he went to the lightside he thought he was the sh!t, and Obi would exploit such.

Marek's very first fight with Jedi Kota was flawless. There was no foolish moves whatsoever.

Moreover, because Kenobi's style is defensive Marek will have plenty of time and opportunities to try to Force handle him. And since Kenobi is known to be particularly weak at Force defenses, it's very unlikely that he would have any chance at all.

Now show at least single example in book, where Marek did a foolish move, I am genuinly curious.

Not banging Juno when he had the chance. stoned

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Not banging Juno when he had the chance. stoned

Dying virgin??? No wonder they felt need to create clone, so he could fulfill his desires. 😮