United States Military vs ALL HP wizards

Started by Silent Master58 pages

As the OP doens't ban bombing the entire field.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Voldemort has managed to Imperio every Wizard shown in the HP series, including Dumbledore, Moody, McGonagal, Harry, etc., and decides to lay siege to LA. President Obama calls in the military from Battle: Los Angeles, but they are not nuking the city. Can Riddle and his army overtake the city, or will the US military prevail ?

US wins

Originally posted by Lestov16
No airstrikes. It's obviously an unfair advantage.

If you need to start modifying the thread so you favorites can win where they had no chance before, what's the point of making the match up?

Any outcome can be had with proper settings. eg Aunt May could beat Voldermort, if you set the conditions to dictate the outcome.

So airstrikes aren't an unfair advantage?

Fine if no stips can be changed that means wizards all have imperio amps. Every wizard is thus at peak proficiency (at least Vold level), which means all can teleport with a thought and cast fiendfyre with a gesture

Wherever the military's base is, the wizards can teleport in, cast 5 fiendfyres, and then it's a wrap for the military command. They could teleport into the airplanes, AK the pilot, and teleport out. they have Vold-powers so they can fly. They have shield charms, telekinesis, can mind control, transmutation of enemies into mices, etc.

ANY military deployment will get eviscerate by fiendfyres, and since there are no stips, and everyone has Vold-level power, they can spam the military with hundreds of fiendfyres and the military will be obliterated.

Normally, they would be limited due to their skill level, but since there are no stips, every character is imperio'd, which means that they can do anything Vold wills them to, even that not physically possible normally.

Vold and his army win. If you claim the military win via air strike, that only proves that the wizards are so powerful that the only way to defeat them is to destroy the entire city they are invading. Either way, wizards come out looking badass here

Originally posted by Silent Master
As the OP doens't ban bombing the entire field.

US wins

I have already put up the definition of nuking. You can continue to reposting the same post. It bolsters my post count.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you need to start modifying the thread so you favorites can win where they had no chance before, what's the point of making the match up?

Any outcome can be had with proper settings. eg Aunt May could beat Voldermort, if you set the conditions to dictate the outcome.

Wizards stomp with or without stipulations. They can control the pilots.

You're not the OP, so your definition is worthless.

Even the OP admits that bombing isn't covered under the 1st posts mention of no "nuking", which is why he's currently trying to ban airstrikes.

US wins via bombing.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So airstrikes aren't an unfair advantage?

Fine if no stips can be changed that means wizards all have imperio amps. Every wizard is thus at peak proficiency (at least Vold level), which means all can teleport with a thought and cast fiendfyre with a gesture

Wherever the military's base is, the wizards can teleport in, cast 5 fiendfyres, and then it's a wrap for the military command. They could teleport into the airplanes, AK the pilot, and teleport out. they have Vold-powers so they can fly. They have shield charms, telekinesis, can mind control, transmutation of enemies into mices, etc.

[b]ANY military deployment will get eviscerate by fiendfyres, and since there are no stips, and everyone has Vold-level power, they can spam the military with hundreds of fiendfyres and the military will be obliterated.

Normally, they would be limited due to their skill level, but since there are no stips, every character is imperio'd, which means that they can do anything Vold wills them to, even that not physically possible normally.

Vold and his army win. If you claim the military win via air strike, that only proves that the wizards are so powerful that the only way to defeat them is to destroy the entire city they are invading. Either way, wizards come out looking badass here [/B]

So now instead of modifying the military by making them weaker, you decide to modify the wizards by making them stronger.

Yeah, see above. Any outcome can be dictated by making changes, so whats the point.

The OP unchanged: Wizards Vs Milary = Military stomps.

Originally posted by Silent Master
You're not the OP, so your definition is worthless.

Even the OP admits that bombing isn't covered under the 1st posts mention of no "nuking", which is why he's currently trying to ban airstrikes.

US wins via bombing.

I never said bombing isn't allowed. Bombing the entire battlefield is what I said he didn't intend for. Learn to understand words and sentences, troll.

Imperio. They bomb themselves. Wizards sit back and enjoy a game of quidditch.

Again, you're not the OP and the 1st several pages make no mention that bombing the entire area is not allowed.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Wizards stomp with or without stipulations. They can control the pilots.

Proof a wizard can control a human flying at hundreds of miles per hour high in the sky?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Again, you're not the OP and the 1st several pages make no mention that bombing the entire area is not allowed.
See the definition of nuke. 2+2=4.

You're not the OP, so your definition is worthless.

Originally posted by Robtard
Proof a wizard can control a human flying at hundreds of miles per hour high in the sky?
They control them before they get into the plane. They can control people. You're getting laughably desperate. Probably over the McClane feats are invalid victory.

US don't stomp. If they have to wipe out LA just to take care of 300 wizards, it's pretty much the most Pyhrric victory imaginable. I'm willing to concede the US win if they drop a MOAB( rather 5-10 MOABs), but it's an utterly pussy move and makes them look weak, since they can't even retake a city and must resort to destroying it.

Wizards>military in the badass dept.

Originally posted by Silent Master
You're not the OP, so your definition is worthless.
So now ops get to decide what words mean. My god you've lost it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
US don't stomp. If they have to wipe out LA just to take care of 300 wizards, it's pretty much the most Pyhrric victory imaginable. I'm willing to concede the US win if they drop a MOAB( rather 5-10 MOABs), but it's an utterly pussy move and makes them look weak, since they can't even retake a city and must resort to destroying it.

Wizards>military in the badass dept.

Wait, so the Military using AOE's makes them a pussy, but the Wizards using AOE's makes them badass?

Originally posted by quanchi112
They control them before they get into the plane. They can control people. You're getting laughably desperate. Probably over the McClane feats are invalid victory.

LoL. The fanboyism. "Wizards are going to do whatever they want and they won't get shot like ever!!11!!!" Just stop; support your claims with some measure of intelligence.

Originally posted by Lestov16
US don't stomp. If they have to wipe out LA just to take care of 300 wizards, it's pretty much the most Pyhrric victory imaginable. I'm willing to concede the US win if they drop a MOAB( rather 5-10 MOABs), but it's an utterly pussy move and makes them look weak, since they can't even retake a city and must resort to destroying it.

Wizards>military in the badass dept.

Considering an army of wizards is a huge threat, a "hammer drop" is possible.

But concession accepted, thank you for having the minerals to admit defeat.

If that helps you sleep at night, cool.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wait, so the Military using AOE's makes them a pussy, but the Wizards using AOE's makes them badass?

😆 Nice strawman, bud. There's a HUGE difference between the Wizard's AOE (I'll assume you mean Fiendfyre), which can at most destroy a block , and the Military's AOE which can destroy half a phucking city

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. The fanboyism. "Wizards are going to do whatever they want and they won't get shot like ever!!11!!!" Just stop; support your claims with some measure of intelligence.

Not to mention that in order for them to control the pilots in this way would require them to leave the battlefield.

Last I checked, leaving the battlefield = losing the match.