John McClane, Riggs vs. Box from the Possession

Originally posted by Lestov16
Because the opinion of a biased fanboy that believes McClane can now pwn supernatural entities is actually relevant 😆

Well this fanboy you describe sounds like he agrees with me, Robtard, logic, reason and likelihood of outcome based on screenfeats.

The entire flow of the universe, due to that that governs it>> Some entity that merely lives within it. (That can only effect possession on kids anyways) Problem?

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McClane dies here. Justin Long, some black guy, or McClane's son aren't here to help him.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane dies here. Justin Long, some black guy, or McClane's son aren't here to help him.

So you're saying McClane can't even duplicate what a normal human male did, ie pick up the box and toss it in the trash? Even Riggs could manage that and he's got a gimpy shoulder.

Your butthurt bias is high today, son.

He's 30 feet away. He dies here. Sorry, sport.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He's 30 feet away. He dies here. Sorry, sport.

Same way Clyde (played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan) died when he picked up the box and tossed it in the garbage? Cos he walked away, champ.

That didn't destroy the box, did it?

Zippo + Box = Ashes

Unarmed=No Zippo.

Sorry, sport. Try again

Also, destroying the box would free the spirit, so yeah.

A Zippo is not an armament.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the spirit that can do ZERO harm to McClane, you mean?

McWin by definitions set out in the OP.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That didn't destroy the box, did it?

Considering there's no child(you don't consider Riggs a child, right?) here to be swayed by the box's powers into rescuing it from the trash and becoming eventual landfill, it would count as a forum win.

McClane walks those 12 or so paces, picks up the box and walks it over to the nearest trash can and dumps it. /thread

He then takes Riggs out for a beer, to calm Riggs' nerves from the scary box.

Yes it is. McClane is unarmed, and since he's a proven weakling who has a zero-win streak in any hand to hand fights, he's not doing anything to the box.

Mcclane gets possessed, or it possesses Riggs, who easily kills McClane with a neck snap. Either way, it's a McLoss.

Sorry sport, try again.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yes it is. McClane is unarmed, and since he's a proven weakling who has a zero-win streak in any hand to hand fights, he's not doing anything to the box.

Mcclane gets possessed, or it possesses Riggs, who easily kills McClane with a neck snap. Either way, it's a McLoss.

Sorry sport, try again.

Not only is that utterly incorrect, it's a strawman. I said McClane picks up the box and dumps in in the nearest trash bin, not that he fights H2H with it. Same as Clyde in the film.

Nope, box is already in the garbage and McClane is taking Riggs out for a beer to calm his shaky nerves.

Movie feats > your butthurt, champ.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except for the [b]screen feats, of course.

Nope. Your efforts being aided by universal forces that merely aid intent, is a-ok. Like I said and you predictably ignored, he was shown kicking ass left right and center til the rooftop scene. [/B]

Originally posted by Robtard
Proof was shown.

Again, you can't comprehend between abilities and divine intervention. Oh well.

Hahahaaaahahaaaha, you think your "greatest victory" happened in an internet forum concerning a fictional fight of fictional characters.

You can literally cut the love here with a knife.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Coming from the guy with over 30,000 posts. You're right. You don't really care for this place. You just log in once a year for a few laughs. I just Mctook your soul.

Yet another strawman, I didn't say "I don't care about this place." Poor tactics.

I said: I am laughing that your imagined win in a fictional fight of fictional characters in an online forum is what you see as your "GREATEST VICTORY" (your words, not mine). -laughs again-

Listen, I see you realize that what you said was shameful and I see us laughing hit a sore spot. So I'll stop, cos I am kind. Just have the decency to move on.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You said his feats are all based off of divine protection. Either he has it or he doesn't. Which is it ?

False choices.
YOU said ALL his feats were. I didn't., mrs. Judith Twisty O'misrepresenter.

The McClane factor aides and abets the wielder's intent even subconsciously when weird shit needs to happen.
Evidenced by screenfeats.

Exhibit A: He kicked much ass by himself before the rooftop scene, as mentioned by me, and repeatedly ignored by you, before.

Originally posted by Impediment
You can literally cut the love here with a knife.

heartbeat

"Love'' the new name of Quantov Leschi McButthurt in 2013.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Yet another strawman, I didn't say "I don't care about this place." Poor tactics.

I said: I am laughing that your imagined win in a fictional fight of fictional characters in an online forum is what you see as your "GREATEST VICTORY" (your words, not mine). -laughs again-

Listen, I see you realize that what you said was shameful and I see us laughing hit a sore spot. So I'll stop, cos I am kind. Just have the decency to move on.

Greatest victory of all time.

BTW, Rob, demeaning Quan about "victory", when you have battled threads out to the 30th page and beyond, is quite hypocritical, trollish, and utterly reeks of butthurt

Originally posted by quanchi112
You and sadako both invalidated McClane's feats. I can't recall anyone ever making up some excuse as to why someone wins thereby taking away from their beloved character. You and sadako are my bitches.

Greatest victory of all time.

Ahhhh so THIS is the valueless Quanchiwaffle people have been refering to... 😘

Well I'm gonna pour my maple sauce on some other waffle dish...as this one smells like poo and has flies buzzing round it, for some reason..

..biatch.

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