John McClane vs Jesus Christ

John McClane, of the Die Hard franchise
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vs

Jesus Christ, of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Pure fistfight to the death. No melee weapons.
Who takes this?

How's that fist feeling in your ass, Lestov?

Who did you say won?

McClane shows up with a hammer, three nails, and two boards.

/thread.

Jesus converts him /thread

FINALLY mcclane gets some proper competition

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lol.. somebody needs to go see A Good Day to Die Hard..

McClane's cannot be killed.. Im paraphrasing here as I am too old to remember the actual quote ...lololol but Jack says that "You can't kill a McClane" or something like that.. so Jesus Christ vamp hunter dies

Oh dear, Lesty: You just killed Jesus.

Originally posted by Impediment
McClane shows up with a hammer, three nails, and two boards.

/thread.

Holy shit that was funny 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Jesus converts him /thread

From a man who believed in Jesus into a man who believed in Jesus?

🙄

You should totally watch DH. Might make you seem less moronic and more like a slightly better informed butthurt crusader.