Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by Impediment
Why?

😂

Yeah Van Zan and Quan were brutally raped in this thread already. Don't think there is any more rectum left to plunder.

What an unusual thread......................................I like it.

Future KMC generations will look back in awe at the carnage.

Since someone is crying in another thread about this thread again, may I suggest that a setting be had for this duel, preferably one that does not favor either combatant. Must be objective and keep things fair.

On what circumstance does Van Zan just jump in?

We're going to have to debate this all over again under proper thread conditions.

fight takes place in the roman colosseum. bloodlust is on for both (meaning of course that van zan is rage-contemplating suicide and the woodchipper is set to it's highest speed)

Nah Imp said it was fine.

I think I know someone that could survive this beating though.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
fight takes place in the roman colosseum. bloodlust is on for both (meaning of course that van zan is rage-contemplating suicide and the woodchipper is set to it's highest speed)

Blood-splattered woodchipper: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
On what circumstance does Van Zan just jump in?

Did you not watch RoF?

Originally posted by Robtard
Did you not watch RoF?

Lol, oh ya, he jumped in the dragons mouth. I think he knew he was dead to be honest. 😆

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Lol, oh ya, he jumped in the dragons mouth.

I think he knew he was dead to be honest. 😆

Exactly. He jumped directly into a dragon's mouth.

Nah. That scene was dissected in here. Van Zan could have taken the stairs and possibly survived to help Quinn and fight on, instead he chose certain death via rage-quit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Exactly. He jumped directly into a dragon's mouth.

Nah. That scene was dissected in here. Van Zan could have taken the stairs and possibly survived to help Quinn and fight on, instead he chose certain death via rage-quit.

😆 😆

Glad you agree; nice to see people can still see reason and logic and logical reasoning.

Is this the longest running thread in the MVF?

Originally posted by Impediment
Is this the longest running thread in the MVF?

Possibly.

It does have the most replies and 4th highest views. Not counting the social.

social thread aside it has the most replies. most of those replies are quanchi and a certain other member who returned to the folds of reality and gave up the fight.

forgot to add: sort the threads by "replies" and you'll have the added amusement of seeing the #2 most replied thread.

oh shit...did I just undo hour's of quanchi's thread-bumping. oops. sowwy 😮