Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah Im not you. My emotions are just dandy, cheers.

Cry harder/more..you might one day get it out of you... so much rage, so much butthurt...

Originally posted by Robtard
Even when everyone agrees that Quanchi's boytoy wins (via the same way he "won" in RoF), Quanchi still cries. How odd.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted. Why would he jump into a machine ? Since when has he done so before ?

It is I will who have accepted your concession, which was made when you made your standard admission of being proved incorrect...
IE: Whenever you emptily and inaccurately state "concession accepted".

He just leaps into things pointlessly (other than ending the pain of being the mockery of being a man, judging by the fact that he slaps like a little girl and grunts and beats his chest to attempt to cover it over.) As seen in screenfeats..

Originally posted by Robtard
Even when everyone agrees that Quanchi's boytoy wins (via the same way he "won" in RoF), Quanchi still cries. How odd.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Why would he jump into a machine ? Since when has he done so before ?

Because he's a suicidal rage-boy, as seen in RoF. You don't get to decide when "in character" is on or off, be objective for once.

Van Zan wins this thread the same way he "won" in RoF.

LOL He was in a trapped position and was going to die anyway. The dragon would have killed him either way. It's not suicide if he's already dead.

It's okay though, you troll all you want. This very concept of this butthurt thread, and the fact that you seriously think Van Zan is going to commit suicide, just because he was in a no-win certain death situation in his film, shows how low your IQ is.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL He was in a trapped position and was going to die anyway. The dragon would have killed him either way. It's not suicide if he's already dead.

he trapped himself like a retard. then he missed. lol van fail

you're acting like he was foced up a tower with no hope of escape and it wasnt just his stupid idea gone predictably wrong.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL He was in a trapped position and was going to die anyway. The dragon would have killed him either way. It's not suicide if he's already dead.

It's okay though, you troll all you want. This very concept of this butthurt thread, and the fact that you seriously think Van Zan is going to commit suicide, just because he was in a [b]no-win certain death situation in his film, shows how low your IQ is. [/B]

Jumping off a very tall tower while rage screaming is suicide. Using the 6-7 seconds while the dragon flew away and before it came back to try and get down the stairs isn't, especially considering the stairs where on the other side of the tower the dragon was facing. The former has a functionally zero chance of survival; the later has a slim chance. Slim > Zero. Fact. Your hero rage quit like a retard, this is a fact you must accept. Fact.

You don't understand the concept of a butthurt thread, clearly. Van Zan Vs Doc Manhattan would be an example of a butthurt thread. Cry more.

Or McClane vs Voldemort?

Originally posted by juggerman
Or McClane vs Voldemort?

That is an example of a butthurt thread that blew up in the butthurt's face.

I'm legit interested in McClane vs Vold.

And he had no way to make it to the staircase. Even if he did, the dragon would have probably just immolated the entire thing. He had no chance of survival

Pity he wasnt as resistant to such things as McClane.
The need to knock his king over on the board in such futile fashion could have been avoided.

Originally posted by focus4chumps

yeah this is going on every new page

oh and just so we all can remember (so stupid we), what was the alternative to quinn having to face the same dragon, cornered.

what was the horrible alternative that van zan "saved" him from?

its not like he just climbed onto a feeding perch, missed his shot, and rage quit to an ineffectual and meaningless death scene...right?

He didn't miss his shot. The dragon destroyed the arrow. He didn't "ragequit" because the dragon would have inevitably killed him no matter what. You're just downplaying because you wish McClane was a badass dragon hunter like Zan and Quinn.

way to avoid the question. lets try again:

Originally posted by focus4chumps
what was the alternative to quinn having to face the same dragon, cornered.

You're the one who's dodging. You say Denton performed blatant suicide as if he jumped off a bridge, when he clearly was in a no-win situation.

Incorrect, as shown: Slim Chance > Zero Chance

It's clear that after the dragon outsmarted Van Zan by blasting his arrow, Van Zan lost his temper at being out-played by a beast and rage quit via suicide.

LOL Van Zan had no chance of surviving once the Alpha Dragon destroyed his arrow. There was no way he could have made it to the stairs, and even if he did (and he couldn't), the dragon would have just blown up the tower. He had zero chance and went out in the best way possible.

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL Van Zan had no chance of surviving once the Alpha Dragon destroyed his arrow. There was no way he could have made it to the stairs, and even if he did (and he couldn't), the dragon would have just blown up the tower. He had [b]zero chance and went out in the best way possible. [/B]

The stairs were about 3 feet away from him (don't make me pwn your ass again with a screen cap, boyo) and the staircase was on the opposite side the dragon was facing.

So he had a slim chance of making it down alive should he have tried. Slim > Zero. Your boy rage quit like a retard. Accept.

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LOL if he tried to make it to the stairs the dragon would have undoubtedly eaten or BBQed him. Nobody would have been able to climb down an entire building in 3 seconds, and the dragon would have most certainly blown up the building during the attempted escape. He had zero chance and went out to one of the coolest deaths in cinematic history, rather than turning and running and most certainly dying like a bytch.