Things MLP Characters will Never Say

So basically just type stuff you think characters from Friendship is Magic wouldn't say.

For example:

Twilight: You're saying somepony's a Princess? Who?

Celestia: Why you of course.

Twilight: What?! But I'm not even an Alicorn!

Celestia: Wait, you mean you didn't get a package with a special book in it?

Twilight: Book? All I got today was some deluxe turbo scooter.

Scootaloo: I can fly!

Celestia: DEEEEERRRPYYYYYYY!!!

Applejack: I'm gonna go orange bucking

Rainbow dash: needs to be 10% cooler

Derpy: cupcakes

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So basically just type stuff you think characters from Friendship is Magic wouldn't say.

For example:

Twilight: You're saying somepony's a Princess? Who?

Celestia: Why you of course.

Twilight: What?! But I'm not even an Alicorn!

Celestia: Wait, you mean you didn't get a package with a special book in it?

Twilight: Book? All I got today was some deluxe turbo scooter.

Scootaloo: I can fly!

Celestia: DEEEEERRRPYYYYYYY!!!

Fluttershy: DAMMIT!!!

Discord: I'm gonna go clean my room

Vinyl Scratch: Let me hit that blunt. (Actually she might say something like that off screen)

Octavia: vinyl stop bogarting and pass it

Vinyl Scratch: B*tch I got hooves, how am I supposed to- Oh wait...I'm a Unicorn. This is some good shit.

Originally posted by KingD19
Vinyl Scratch: B*tch I got hooves, how am I supposed to- Oh wait...I'm a Unicorn. This is some good shit.

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celestia: to the sun!!!

Rarity: I love you sweetie belle

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Rarity: I love you sweetie belle

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Flim: An honest days work, for an honest days pay.

Cheese sandwich: I could really go for a veggie burger

Twilight sparkle: dear princess luna

Zecora: I'm sick of these rhymes all the time. Seriously, I'm not doing it anymore.

By the end of Canterlot Wedding...

Princess Celestia: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt and--

Twilight: No shit there was doubt and for your your ignorance, you and my friends nearly cost the whole country in this very capital to the Changelings over a bucking wedding you deemed far more important, Celestia! BUCK YOU! Buck you all to Tartarus!