John McClane vs Voldemort

Started by Lestov168 pages

John McClane vs Voldemort

The most epic duel of all time begins

McClane gets a Beretta 92FS with an unlimited clip.
Vold gets his wand and can not apparate, fly, or use telepathy to track John
They must hunt each other in the Area 51 Government Warehouse from Indiana Jones. They start at opposite sides of the building and must work their way to each other.

Who takes this?

It was only a matter of time i suppose

Indeed, It all culminates here

You do realize you're just gonna end up getting pissed off at "McClain's army" right?

I have nothing else to do today

😆

Well then we might as well start. McClane wins. 👆

"Father, forgive them for they know not what they do."

-That one guy

Accio gun should work just fine.

Voldemort isn't bullet timing. And he stands pretty still in duels. He probably woulodn't even know what a gun was. McClane wins

Well given that thousands of rounds are lobbed at McClane in DH5 (his current status) and everything magically avoids him and or bounces off of him now from point blank range depleted uranium explosions, Car crashes, massive incendiary explosions, and he can smash through nearly all physical structures, be they floors, scaffolding, bits of shrapnel and seemingly anything else, I say Voldemort may be stuffed here. Had this been before DH5, I'd say Voldemort may have been favoured, but now all thats missing is the cape and 'S' logo, (something that has argueably buggered up the feel of the "blue collar guy against the odds" feel of the classic movies) he is literally unkillable now.
(and since he can manipulate time and space to the extent that momentarily he appeared in Pearl Harbour* and survived that too)
His powers of intuition are through he roof now, so he probably fires at one end of the warehouse and just happens to plug Voldermort right out of the gate, or shoots the ceiling down on Voldemort with no warning and crushes him whilst McClane of course survives..

That aside, it looks like Voldemort dies here from headshot from the blessed one , gets a spell bounced back at him, or dies of old age waiting for something, anything to take effect..

* YouTube video

Comes down to quickdraw. I'll say McClane 6.5/10, due to his WTFpwn speed/accuracy in DH1 and DH3

Vold could still just cast a Fiendfyre and flame grill McClane from a distance, so Vold does takes 4.5/10

Nice thinking, but fire no longer works on McClane.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Comes down to quickdraw. I'll say McClane 6.5/10, due to his WTFpwn speed/accuracy in DH1 and DH3

Vold could still just cast a Fiendfyre and flame grill McClane from a distance, so Vold does takes 4.5/10

6.5 + 4.5 = 11

Math >> Lestov16

3.5 for Voldemort it is. 😉

*gavel falls*

Well that was quick and scientific.
I'll say this for Lestov, at least he took the most likely conclusion on board this time and actually took it like a man..theres hope for him yet. Straight up.

Indeed my math was pwned

6 for McClane and 4 for Vold then.

Wait for it......

I get the distinct impression that someone is mad about something...

Your Spidey-sense is premature. Quan is not here yet, and thus the festivities can not begin

He your hero now? That's cute.