Forrest Gump vs Ozymandias

Forrest Gump is a master ping pong player.

Ozymandias has insane reflexes and movement. I mean, the guy caught a bullet with his hands, FFS.

Both play a match of ping pong in the center court of Madison Square Garden.

Winner gets to smear ice cream on Jenny's ass and lick it off.

Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins

Gump never loses.

He lost his best friend. He lost his mom. He lost his girl. Several times in fact. He lost those leg braces. He was on the losing side of Nam.

Who gives a phuck? Dude founded Apple

Well...invested in it, technically...

Good match. Talk about yer war of attrition..

Originally posted by juggerman
He lost his best friend. He lost his mom. He lost his girl. Several times in fact. He lost those leg braces. He was on the losing side of Nam.

Fallacy of Equivocation

Originally posted by Placidity
Fallacy of Equivocation

Fallacy of Not Seeing the Humor

Originally posted by juggerman
Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins

This made me lol and agree fully :3

Originally posted by juggerman
Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins

Never pictured you as a homophone juggs.

But then again Cain Marco was a beefcake bully and hater of mutants so it kinda makes sense. 😛

Ozy has no feats.

stop making spite threads, Imp. sneer

warn yourself and close this. ahah

I apologize.

It shan't happen again.

awermm

I got mind control over mods. excellent

Ozy wins, btw.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Never pictured you as a homophone juggs.

But then again Cain Marco was a beefcake bully and hater of mutants so it kinda makes sense. 😛

😆

Originally posted by marwash22
I got mind control over mods. excellent

Ozy wins, btw.

Gump wins! durhulk

Gump throws a a box of chocolates at Ozy and Ozu runs away crying like biotch