Epic Wife Tossing Thread
A sporting event is organized for married couples.
The rules are simple:
-The goal is to throw one's wife as far as possible without killing her.
-The projectiles, hereafter referred to as 'wives' may aid the power of the toss and also try to stay in the air as long as possible in anyway that doesn't break another rule.
-Once thrown characters may not adjust their weight, generate their own thrust or lift. (For example through the use of wings or magical/superpowered flight)
-They may however glide, soar, steer, and otherwise guide/aim themselves.
-They may not bring unusual equipment with them.
All of the couples pair up, and the wives are tossed one at a time to ensure there are no collisions.
The couples are:
1. Sig and Izumi Curtis from Full Metal Alchemist, who use their superhuman strength and agility in tandem.
2. Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, who rely on Cage's brute strength.
3. In a twist, She Hulk tosses her ex-husband, John Jameson, she's in a very good mood, having been given this opportunity.
4. Bowser throws Princess Peach, yes, they did technically marry in one game. She may use her dress/parasol to slow her descent, but will also slow her forward movement if she does it too soon.
5. Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, the originators of the Epic Wife Toss, who combine strength with aerodynamics, just as they did in the show.
Whose wife is safely tossed furthest?