Sweet Dancer

You are a despicable human being.

She gave birth to you.

At least slap with a tensie.

Might get flowers to butter up

haermm

forgot flowers

Worthless scumbag.

tomorrow maybe

I'm going to buy my mum a bluray player for mother's day.

when is that shit

In May

phew

Plenty of scumminess in between now and then.

i'll buy her a house

Are you going to move into it, and have mom take care of you?

probably

Grow a pair already.

can't

Why?

waiting until summer

Do they grow better in the summer?

fresher