Deadpool is lame? The guy cuts up like 5 people and then says........IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
Now thats funny.
Time for a catholic joke. A priest, a rabbi, and a pilot are all on a plane with a bunch of children. The plane starts going down. There are only so many parachuts, so the rabbi says, ILL GIVE MINE TO THE CHILDREN. The Priest says SO WILL I. The Pilot says SCREW THE KIDS IM KEEPING MINE. The Priest says? IS THERE TIME?