Cheetah VS Wolverine

Cheetah VS Wolverine

No prep. cheetah is sebastion ballesteros. fight is in the forest surrounding the jean grey school.

who wins?

They most likely make sex.

Edit: oh it's the dude cheetah. Wolverine wins... I could make a wolverine + herc reference to make my top comment still work but that's overly complicated.

Do it.

Originally posted by SevenShackles
They most likely make sex.

Edit: oh it's the dude cheetah. Wolverine wins... I could make a wolverine + herc reference to make my top comment still work but that's overly complicated.

well in ancient greek times men use to have sex with other men just to prove just how "Manly" they really are. There you go.

Yea. Wolvie is bi, he'll go for it.

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As for the fight itself, Cheetah stomps. Way faster, stronger, etc..

"Let us engage in the butt sex to prove our manhood my friends!""ok!" Weird greeks....

It was a dominance thing, iirc.

The ideal relationship in Greek society was man/boy, and not exclusively for sex, but also for tutelage and other sort of teacher/pupil relations.

And I'd probably go with Wolverine just due to lethality.

Originally posted by Oliver North
The ideal relationship in Greek society was man/boy, and not exclusively for sex, but also for tutelage and other sort of teacher/pupil relations.

And I'd probably go with Wolverine just due to lethality.

no homo

Cheetah.

Wolverine is good one of the best MA out there and he might take one or two wins, with a little bit of luck. But Cheetah is a lot stronger, far far faster and her claws as deadly as his.

^ It's the male cheetah.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
^ It's the male cheetah.

In a stomp.

cheetah is like that guy compared to logan.

logan has taken beatings from guys like gladiator who is way stronger and faster than cheetah. gladiator couldn't even k.o. him. logan has turned guys like the red hulk into swiss cheese.logan was able to match combat speed/reflexes with the gorgon who was able to stop a speedster with his reflexes. logan has matched combat speed with spider-man who has reflexes that have put speedsters down. cheetah can't contend with logan's HF and fighting ability.

I love it when a thread starter waits a few posts before weighing in and revealing that he never thought the thread he made was even a valid contest. Intended spite ftw.

Anyway, as for this fight, Wolverine shouldn't even be able to touch Cheetah.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I love it when a thread starter waits a few posts before weighing in and revealing that he never thought the thread he made was even a valid contest. Intended spite ftw.

Anyway, as for this fight, Wolverine shouldn't even be able to touch Cheetah.

I should throw turd at you like an ape. 😛

Seriously though, If Wolverine goes into red hot berserk mode, Cheetah will be in for a hell of a fight.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I love it when a thread starter waits a few posts before weighing in and revealing that he never thought the thread he made was even a valid contest. Intended spite ftw.

Anyway, as for this fight, Wolverine shouldn't even be able to touch Cheetah.

It is a valid contest. it's not that the battle isn't close, just that logan's
experience, fighting ability, willpower, and HF give him the edge. speedsters are routinely defeated by characters well below super human levels of speed. deathstroke and gorgon, for instance, have put down speedsters with minimal effort. batman shouldn't be able to make contact with wonder woman....but he does. logan has been described as moving so quickly that hand ninjas could not even see him. character abilities and portrayal aren't always consistent and often diminish or rise in relation to the opponent. one consistency, however, is that logan has a track record of routinely defeating more powerful opponents.

This isn't a comic though.

It's a forum fight.

You can't physically hit someone without being comparable in speed to begin with, if we're only talking physical attacks and nothing exotic.

Originally posted by wildernesss

deathstroke....have put down speedsters with minimal effort.

🙁 Really?

Deathstroke beating Flash is a definitive example of PIS. Right up there with Spidey vs Firelord, imo.