Denton Van Zan vs Bambi

in the interest of giving van zan a fair shot:

denton van zan

talents: bullying and assaulting post-apacalyptic survivors who are smaller than him. master of posing, poor aiming, rage-quit-suicide.

VS

bambi

talents: running, jumping & frolicking with wilderness friends.

😂

Bambi stomps..! Confounds Van Zan culminating in rage and more suicide...

so quick deny van zan? i think there's a challenge here.

I think Bambi may kill herself before Zan does. 😆

bambi is a male. possibly more male than van zan. open for debate though.

At the end of the movie Bambi was a full sized stag and the "Great Prince of the Forest"

i should have stated "young bambi".

again i wanted it to be fair.

Van Zan dines on delicious deer meat with a cup of McClane's blood to wash it down /thread

Then I'd say Van Zan takes 8/10.

The two loses is when he misses with his arrow, rages and jumps off the nearest cliff. Suicidal people, you know.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
bambi is a male. possibly more male than van zan. open for debate though.

Bambi was a guy? Oh well.......sucks to be Zan.

lets keep it fair, now. i wasnt trying to impale van zan with antlers.

again:

Originally posted by focus4chumps

hmmm...possibly a competative poser

Does Van have any weapons?

one explosive arrow and ax.

as in the film, his aiming is gimped by default so he has to get close.

It all comes down to the arrow.

He has to get close?

Then I would like to amend my previous 8/10 to 5/10. Van Zan equally dines on venison as he rage quits off a cliff.

i wasnt confining bambi. just being clear that van zan's aim remains canon

I might have to drop it down to 3-4/10 then for Van Zan dining of venison bits. Giving Van Zan 6-7 rage induced suicide jumps off a cliff.

forgot to add: no assistance from the hunter that killed bambi's mom

Yes that would be fair to Van Zan...hes gonna have his work cut out for him, as it is...

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