John McClane vs Osmosis Jones

Finally, a combatant McClane can actually take in H2H without cheapshotting them.

McClane

Talents: cheapshotting utter punks, getting WTFpwned by villains and only winning because they decide to molest him at the last minute

Jones

Talents: Disease fighting blood cell who defeated one of the deadliest diseases known to mankind (without said disease needing to molest him out of PIS).

Who takes this fight between two small fries?

"ROLL UP ROLL UP ROLLLLLLL UP...!!!!

Come see Mad Lizzie the dancing clown pee her pants again in yet another wild fit of obsessive butthurt..!!!"

Osmosis invades and controls McClane's brain like Brandy did to Frank. Osmosis wins /thread

Originally posted by Lestov16
Osmosis invades and controls McClane's brain like Brandy did to Frank. Osmosis wins /thread

Well that was quick.

You want McClane to fight a sentient white blood cell?

You want Van Zan to fight Bambi?

Originally posted by Lestov16
You want Van Zan to fight Bambi?

Considering Van Zan has every advantage over a fawn, I fail to see how you can compare that thread to this obvious butthurt thread.

edit:Wait, you don't think Van Zan loses the majority to Bambi, do you?