Bioraptor Vs John McClane

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Scarlet Fox Gun Slinger

Bioraptor Vs John McClane

Bioraptors. The Main Monster in The Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black.

VS

John McClane

Setting

Nakatomi Plaza. The room where Takagi was murdered.

McClane gets a Knife.

Bioraptors have Tentacle Spikes in their hands, razor sharp head blades, and teeth that can cleave a skull.

Round 1: 1 Bioraptor
Round 2: 2 Bioraptors

Rounds are not Consecutive. McClane is fresh between the two.

Is McClane Riddick Material?

Robtard Senor Member

Re: Bioraptor Vs John McClane

Round 1: McClane turns on the light and wins
Round 2: See above

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

✅ /End thread

Scarlet Fox Gun Slinger

Powers out. Cops turned it all off.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

The firelight from all the explosions will do it.

Scarlet Fox Gun Slinger

🙁 stop gimpimg my monsters!

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Not gimping. Destroying.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Powers out. Cops turned it all off.

Large buildings have emergency battery pack powered lights once the power is cut, this is per OSHA laws.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

✅ And as seen in Die Hard to be featured on said premises by onscreen feats.

Scarlet Fox Gun Slinger

Of course the McClane duo find a way AROUND the actual fight itself and cant actually go with the fight.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Why bother? McClane would win. Especially if its versus one of them.

With two of them, he kills one at a time, probably with one shot knifey punches.

McClane uses his head. To argue that he would just dunce it up would be disingenuous.

quanchi112 Disney

McClane loses again. Fanboys cry.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

McClane wins again, butthurt whiners cry again.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wins again, butthurt whiners cry again.
Nah. The Riddick guy the thread you ignore out of fear can deal with them. Not McClane.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Incorrect once again.

But hey, why break a lifelong habit at this point, eh?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Incorrect once again.

But hey, why break a lifelong habit at this point, eh?

Everyone says Riddick destroys yet you are too cowardly to say otherwise. Even dh 5 can't save him from the asswhooping Riddick gives him.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

"everyone" Ummmmmm but they dont...

Unless thats you and your other voices in your head you're listening to..

I disagree about your last stement too....not that you'd know anything about the movie, of course.....

Robtard Senor Member

Someone made a McClane Vs Riddick thread? LoL, McClane's deep in their heads and they can't shake him out. Can safely ignore that thread, McClane's already defeated them in their own minds.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"everyone" Ummmmmm but they dont...

Unless thats you and your other voices in your head you're listening to..

I disagree about your last stement too....not that you'd know anything about the movie, of course.....

I love it that you won't go in there. It proves two things.

1. You know McClane loses.

2. You are too much of a fanboy to admit he loses.

Originally posted by Robtard
Someone made a McClane Vs Riddick thread? LoL, McClane's deep in their heads and they can't shake him out. Can safely ignore that thread, McClane's already defeated them in their own minds.
Are you pretending you didn't see the thread ?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
IAre you pretending you didn't see the thread ?

There's been quite a few threads made today over McClane alone on top of other threads, so no, I didn't see it.

I am glad McClane is buried deep in your head though; the butthurt runs deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppp.