Vamp Skills?!

Started by NemeBro2 pages

Batman is gay.

Probably elemental manipulation, or seeing the future...but I'm iffy on that one.

Originally posted by Dolos
There are so many comic characters with so many mystifying powers and mythologies, Batman is not one of them.

Your right. Batman is the sole hero who is actually believable in real life. And since him being able to be real makes him cooler.

Now I am not here to say Batman could beat Hal Jordan.. psh he would get stomped. But as far as cooler... Batman.

Batman is in fact more unrealistic and less adult than guys like Superman.

Yeah, cause a guy flying around and lifting tanks with one hand is more realistic than a guy with no superpowers at all and uses his money to make stuff to help him fight crime. Right.

"Batman is obviously much cooler, but that’s because he’s a very energetic and adolescent fantasy character: a handsome billionaire playboy in black leather with a butler at his beck and call, better cars and gadgetry than James Bond, a horde of fetish femme fatales baying around his heels and no boss. That guy's Superman day and night. Superman grew up baling hay on a farm. He goes to work, for a boss, in an office. He pines after a hard–working gal. Only when he tears off his shirt does that heroic, ideal inner self come to life. That's actually a much more adult fantasy than the one Batman’s peddling but it also makes Superman a little harder to sell. He's much more of a working class superhero, which is why we ended the whole book with the image of a laboring Superman."
- Grant Morrison, comic book writer

I had this exact same argument with this dude at work.

He had the exact same illogical bs, "I like Batman more because he's realistic."

It doesn't matter.

I think the impossible is so much better for fantasy, sci fi, and comic books. I think miracle performing super beings are just plain more fun to watch in action. Especially considering every other member of thre Justice League has a place in the galactic scheme of things, Superman is a Kryptonian under a yellow sun, he is a member of one of the most powerful species in the cosmos, he is weakened by red sunlight, kryptonite and his Kyprtonian powers have no effect or defense on magic. Wonder Woman is a Goddess and daughter of Zeus, a member of the well recognized Amazons. Hal Jordan is Green Lantern, a member of the cosmic police force and military esque Green Lantern Corps. Martian Manhunter is a shapeshifting Alien, Aquaman is an Atlantian, The Flash is a Speedster, a being chosen to Run for The Speed Force. They all have unique powers and vulnerabilities and fit well into a mythos. Batman is just not that appealing to me.

Batman isn't even realistic.

No man can be that physically capable, be that skilled in that many martial arts, be a master in that many fields, or be that much of a douchebag. It's impossible.

Universal-scale reality warping.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Batman isn't even realistic.

No man can be that physically capable, be that skilled in that many martial arts, be a master in that many fields, or be that much of a douchebag. It's impossible.