Master Chief & Solid Snake vs. Deathstroke & Captain America

Originally posted by Chozone
Cuffs? Wtf are you talking about? And what class 100 strength?

You know exactly what I am talking about.

The one that allows him and his "father" to stop giant robots from crushing them.

So this is what's going to happen
Snake will be terrified at the thought of facing Cap or Slade so he'll beg Chief to protect him

Chief will put Snake in a room or a closet and lock the door, Snake will observe the fight from the outside while simultaneously wetting himself and realizes that if Chief falls he'll be next.

But since Slade and Cap have little chance of hurting Chief, Chief will eventually win. Snake will come out and thank Chief for protecting him and Chief will smack him and tell him to go home.

Originally posted by Chozone
So this is what's going to happen
Snake is going to dropkick Deathstroke and launch him out of the solar system, then punch his fist through Captain America's shield and tear out his spine, all within the timeframe of a nanosecond.

He'll then give Master Chief a high-five, only to rip off his arm from the force of his hand.

Nanomachines.

Fixed that for you.

Yes but I'm being serious and not writing fan fiction
All I've done so far is speak the truth. Don't get mad

But the truth is, Solid Snake is strongest, faster, smarter, more skilled and much better looking then anyone here.

So you're wrong.

No the actual TRUTH is that Snake is Punisher Lite and Master Chief would put him in a closet for his own protection

Snake can't even bullet time 😂

Ignoring the instances he's dodged bullets and fought bullet-timers, sure.

Also his nanomachines.

Show a single instance of him bullet timing

Originally posted by Chozone
Show a single instance of him bullet timing

http://youtu.be/3pxjab8bH_8?t=58s

http://youtu.be/XFgzKRoQ5OA?t=2m45s

http://youtu.be/uXTPS5pfeFI?t=25s

http://youtu.be/yYZmmzLS5xI?t=3m40s

Twin Snakes isn't canon kid

Too bad it is.

But even if you were right, the second feat is from 2.

But there ya go, 4 instances of Solid Snake dodging bullets.

🙂

Too bad Kojipro stated that Twin Snakes isn canon. Sorry kid

That would give you one instance of him bullet timing, learn math

And actually once I can post pics I'll prove frame by frame that Snake didn't bullet time against Olga.

Regardless, he moved out of the way of a railgun shot and fought Vamp, a bullet timer, in 4.

A rail gun is much slower than a bullet is, Raiden dodged it in MGS2

Vamp isn't a bullet timer either, he can only dodge bullets because he can hear peoples muscles and tell where the gun is pointing

Originally posted by Chozone
A rail gun is much slower than a bullet is, Raiden dodged it in MGS2

Vamp isn't a bullet timer either, he can only dodge bullets because he can hear peoples muscles and tell where the gun is pointing

No he isn't, and what's the point of raising Raiden, he's the most plain example of a bullet-timer in the series lol.

Vamp fought against the blatant bullet-timer that is Raiden so nyup.

Yes it is, watch MGS2 Fortune boss fight, she shoots Raiden and he dodges it, and it takes 1 second for it to travel 100 feet, a bullet on average is 1000 feet making the rail gun 1/10 the speed

Vamp fought Raiden because he could hear his muscles, and Vamp lost to Raiden both as a human and a cyborg

there is this thing called slow motion.

There wasn't any slo mo though, it was all real time.

No it wasn't, which is why the railgun seemed so slow.

MGS2 Fortune rail shot was not in slo motion