Finn & Jake vs. Black Dynamite
Finn & Jake (Adventure Time) are out on an adventure and happen to stumble upon an inter dimensional portal. They decide to jump in and and end up in Black Dynamites Kung fu dojo in the middle of his training. Black Dynamite is pissed that Finn & Jake have interrupted his Kung Fu and vows to destroy them.
Finn gets his sword & whatever else he usually carries in his backpack
Black Dynamite gets his nunchucks
Who wins?