Jack Sparrow vs. Tony Stark vs. Sue Sylvester

In a verbal battle of hurling insults at each other, who wins?

Originally posted by FrothByte
In a verbal battle of hurling insults at each other, who wins?

I had to google Sue Sylvester. Can't comment on her, as I'm straight and don't watch Glee.

But Stark > Sparrow in the battle of insults/wits, me thinks.