Stupid Pigs

Signed personally by me! It will be worth something one day!

The t-shirt is useful for covering your eyes when hideous Ann Pukequin makes an appearance on screen.

😂

That's it Tex I'll challege you to a duel.

*takes out a glove and smacks Tex in the face*

he's used to get smacked in teh face

with fun poles

thats what i was implying, yes.

yummmmmmm

Luckily I know the rules for dueling so we can get it right! Pick your weapons gentlemen..... 😄

Umm does a picture of Anna Pukequins ugly face count as a weapon?

Well all this talking I hope not Fun poles.Wouldn't you agree TEx.

I'll use my fun pole as a weapon.
Careful, it spits😉

Now Tex, I am curious...why do you dislike Anna Paquin so much anyway? I mean, what did she ever do to you? And don't twist that question for your perverted dialogues either!

Yeah.Anna very judgemental about her looks be fair.

Anna Pukequin's vomit face will forever haunt my dreams!

Hey.Your just jealous Tex.

Yeah that must be it augey! He's jealous because she ain't his girl! Well don't fret too much there, Tex...there are lots of fish in the sea..or so they tell me......

You're right!

I'm jealous of Anna Pukequins chicken arms, crow nose, leprechaun face and lumpy hips!

Don't worry Tex you probaly got all those fishy numbers in your black book of yours.

Hey! She's got great hips and a beautiful elfin face! Actresses all over would kill to look like her! She is hot, man!