Lara Croft vs. John McClane

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Lara Croft vs. John McClane

Lara Croft from Tomb Raider the 2013 game.

Vs.

John McClane from all 5 movies.

Barring overkill weapons (like bombs and rocket launchers) all weapons they used in their medium can be employed here.

Two venues:

1. They fight in the jungles (base of Bach Ma) of Vietnam during Monsoon season.

2. They fight in the Chrysler Tower: 1 starts at the top and one starts at the ground floor (you decide who starts where).

Who wins each venue and why?

P.S. If the images stretch your screen, stop being poor and buy a higher res monitor.

Lara puts an arrow or two into McClane's head.

Mcclane beds her

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Mcclane beds her

Cradle snatcher.

I'll put my chips with the girl who kills supernatural elite samurai warriors.

Video game action heroes do tend to have a significant edge over movie ones. Croft.

Originally posted by Q99
Video game action heroes do tend to have a significant edge over movie ones. Croft.

But everyone has a massive erection for McClane and they even say McClane has divine protection.

I was gonna say McClane, but then somebody mentioned demon Samurai. Croft wins.

And beds McClane.