The Host Movie

You're as queer as a three dollar bill.

Creed had one of them on the office

Have you ever seen the UK version of the office? I had trouble following.

I had to turn subtitles on the first episode and gave up

Their Pam is too ugly

I needed an English to English dictionary.

ZING

I try.

i'm hungry again

Yeah I hear that happens.

i have $3 in my wallet and i don't feel like spending more than that

what can i get for that

A mcdouble, small fries and any size drink. Scrape up the right cents for tax.

i went saltines instead

Mongrel trash.

they were salty

No shit?

Jk, they were the unsalted kind

i totally rused you

I had some buttered roles.

i'm eating soup

In eating leftover birthday cake.

no one had a birthday yesterday