The Host Movie

do you ever realize you shake hands all day and almost every one has been used for you know what

I don't shake anyone's hand.

but they masturbated

That's why I don't shake hands.

but you have to sometimes

Not really, I just give a smile and that's that.

And a wink that says "i know what you did with that"

I don't pretend to be all knowing.

because you're not

That's why I don't pretend to be, geez get your head out of your ass.

it's stuck up there with tape and gum

Use super bond adhesive.

then when i kiss 2d she'd be kissing my ass

hehe

You a freak.

I thought it was pretty funny

I laffed a bit.

like a 8/10

like 3/50

4/25

Don't push it.