How would you rather die?

You have to pick one.

Human Torch nova blast.
Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.
Hulk gutt-punches you.
Wolverine cuts your head off.
Cyclops GOML blast.
Gambit does the same thing to you he did to Cap during AvX.
Some other way..

Originally posted by SamZED
Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.

I doubt it would kill anyone.

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Decapitation or Gambit style.

Originally posted by SamZED
Some other way..

Good way to die indeed 😄

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Die because of dehydration while banging Ms Marvel and Power Girl.

👆 👆 👆 👆 👆 👆 I will toss in there WW, Supergirl, She Hulk and Artemis just for good measure. Just to make sure I don't get out of there alive.

Wolverine cuts your head off.

Being crushed by Power Girl's boobs. Or getting erotically tortured to death by Emma Frost. Either of these are fine by me.

Originally posted by SamZED

Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.

Depends on the Thor. If its 2012 Thor I'd be genuinely depressed to no sell his hammer slam.

Death by Snu-Snu by either company's leading ladies.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I doubt it would kill anyone.

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Decapitation or Gambit style.

All of these are basically insta kills on any human being and even most metahumans.

So it doesn't matter. If anything I'd go with the Torch Nova Blast. If you gonna go, go in style.

Originally posted by Tornatic
With Thor's power an average human wouldn't survive a hammer strike to the head if he hits hard enough.

How would you rather die? What kind of morbid shit is this zed lol?

Originally posted by dmills
How would you rather die? What kind of morbid shit is this zed lol?

Zatanna casts a super viagra spell on me and I die by exhaustion.

I know the worst way to go would be Darkseid's electric torture. Pain by nerve induction. Limitless, an eternity of escalating panic and misery until your brain fails to provide anymore feedback and shuts off.

Actually, imho, physical damage is a lot worse than pain for a person. Something about being burned registers on an emotional level, how the skin reacts and mutates. ugghh. Being ignited by Human Torch is the worst. Or maybe, as for damage to the body, Gorilla Grodd could do some nasty stuff. Chimps do the most damage to their prey in the wild because they have no sharp claws or fangs to kill efficiently with. Chimps have the least efficient killing method, and don't know what they are doing. They grab you, and they tear you limb from limb, and take little bites out of you while while you watch that. ughh. Death by Gorilla Grodd is the worst.

How would I rather go? Doctor Manhattan's molecular rearrangement, I won't feel a thing.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Lol "if he hits hard enough"

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Die because of dehydration while banging Ms Marvel and Power Girl.

I will go with Wolverine cutting my head off cuz at least is nigh instant...