Nobody Cares

that's rude

But he likes dudes. Even though he's been married to a supermodel for like 20 years.

his wife is anything but a super model

maybe I was thinking of someone else.

you were thinking of me and 3D girl in a few years

I wasn't.

want to hear how i ****ed up this time

Sure I could use a good chuckle

you're just trolling..

i forgot

you are human garbage

we were up on the rock over the city on friday night, lots of couples up there doing their thing

she turns to me and says "we should make out too, haha"

then we didn't because i was scared

I expected nothing less from you.

one day

Are you still a virgin?

neg

I'll take that as a yes.

bg

Your cherry grew back.

WHALE