Hulk vs Thing vs Surfer powers

Originally posted by Mshinu
Does Hulk have any form of extended life span?

Originally posted by TheHulk
This proved how much you know of Hulk 😐 no wait sorry "Hulkie Boy"

Oh I know a fair bit, but go ahead and educate me boy.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Oh I know a fair bit, but go ahead and educate me boy.

Hulks healing factor allows him to live an extended lifespan...even more than.M wolverine,since Hulk has arguably a better HF. That and there is Marvel:The End,where Hulk outlives everything in earth...till he is the only thing left...besides Bugs...

Originally posted by TheHulk
Thank you for finally,indirectly admitting you don't belong in Hulk Threads.

Hulk healing factor allows him to live an extended lifespan...even more than. wolverine,since Hulk has arguably a better HF. That and there is Marvel:The End,where Hulk outlives everything in earth...till he is the only thing left...besides Bugs...

Why thank you, I appreciate you sharing your knowledge boy.

I`ll go with Hulkie Boy as my choise then.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Why thank you, I appreciate you sharing your knowledge boy.

I`ll go with Hulkie Boy as my choise then.

But you know to be fair,Thing and SS will long lives too?

Originally posted by TheHulk
Contact me,if you need another lesson 😮‍💨

But you know to be fair,Thing and SS will long lives too?

Of course they do my dear boy. My reason for chosing Hulkie Boy over them is that I can spend most of my time as Banner, with the obvious benefits that entails and the others lack.

Surfer. He could bypass any sexual organs (or lack thereof) and go right to the pleasure center of his brain...or any female's brain for that matter. Plus, I think I'd rather be G's slave than essentially be trapped in Hulk's body while it's an indiscriminate destroying/killing machine.

If I pick Hulk, does that mean I'll be a homo too?

Hmm if was the Hulk I could be normal if calm but...video-games get me angry sometimes...hmm what about the thing? err no...Rock hands...Hulk it is then

If I had SS powers I prolly could grow my own gentiles at will.

lol

Surfer can remove his silver coating to reveal his penis hole.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Surfer can remove his silver coating to reveal his penis hole.

😆 😆

Exactly

Originally posted by Mindship
Surfer. He could bypass any sexual organs (or lack thereof) and go right to the pleasure center of his brain...or any female's brain for that matter. Plus, I think I'd rather be G's slave than essentially be trapped in Hulk's body while it's an indiscriminate destroying/killing machine.

Pretty much. I'd still pick Surfer's powers. Surfer can telepathically produce orgasms and complete ecstasy in women, and I could just go cosmic Bruce and make an organic strap-on via matter manipulation that feeds impulses into my nervous system to experience the sensations.

Btw, Surfer smashed Shalla Bal and that illusion casting Enslaver chick in canon, as well as Alicia Masters iirc, so I'm not sure where the lack of sex organs thing is coming from.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
just go cosmic Bruce

😂

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Btw, Surfer smashed Shalla Bal and that illusion casting Enslaver chick in canon, as well as Alicia Masters iirc, so I'm not sure where the lack of sex organs thing is coming from.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
If You choose the Surfer, you cannot change back, since you betrayed Galactus you are stuck on earth FOREVER, you also will lose your sexual organs ...

Surfer turned himself into snow. He could likely turn his whole body into a giant sexual organ.

surfer can simply power down at will back into his norrin radd anatomy. presumably he can also manifest a slick silver dong, which marvel is too prudish to show.

I'll just choose to read these threads. With their powers, the cons outweigh the pros. Especially silver surfer living forever with no sexual organs. He can't even satisfy himself.

I will never change my stud for cosmic powers!!!